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the awesomeness of chuck norris supercedes obama's. i now support chuck norris for president 
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 I listen to Chuck when I want to learn how to roundhouse kick someone on the face,not for advice on who to vote for.
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Me too. And do you know why? Because Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls...that's why.
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im with you!!!
CHUCK NORRIS FOR PRESIDENT!!! |
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chuck hates Obama because when Obama costarred with him on Walker,Obama got more money..
just kidding |
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Edited by
JasmineInglewood
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Mon 11/10/08 02:12 PM
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Me too. And do you know why? Because Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls...that's why. even better... chuck norris can touch mc hammer
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Yes. I would also vote for him because ha can roundhouse kick someone so hard that his foot breaks the speed of light, goes back in time, and kills the great grandfather of his opponent.
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Yes. I would also vote for him because ha can roundhouse kick someone so hard that his foot breaks the speed of light, goes back in time, and kills the great grandfather of his opponent. 
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-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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thanx guys i needed the laugh before i go off. evenin' folks
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-Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f#ck down.
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-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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While flipping through the "U" in the dictionary and next to UGLY was , you guessed Chuckie kicking ass
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-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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"F#@%ing Chuck Norris..." - White Goodman in "Dodgeball."
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"F#@%ing Chuck Norris..." - White Goodman in "Dodgeball."
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