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Topic: I bet you - part 2
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Fri 11/14/08 04:46 AM


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I told you, quit begging!


That's not what you said last night.devil


Sam, I truly believe you need to see a doctor or quit smoking that stuff that's laced with something else! :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

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Fri 11/14/08 04:50 AM
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And that is what the "initiation" phase is all about my sweet Cathy. Who better than to break you in the right way but "MOI"tongue2 pitchfork :heart:

Love you Cathyflowers




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Ok, these are the things I'm confessing to.

My sign on date says 9/07. I wasn't here a month. I just came back this past August so I'm still a "newbie".

This is why I can't cross threads like y'all do.

I was in Merle's thread, they were talking about pissy slippers. I go into the welcome thread, forget to look and type something about pissy slippers, some guy comes back and types "WTF".

I made the what do you want for xmas thread. Some guy types a whole list ok. I'm over in a religious thread and type "You don't ask for much do you? I'm not buying that, get yourself some friends". I didn't go back to see what the reply to that was.

I started a thread, didn't like what I had typed, went back to correct it and a client walked in. Trying to hide y'all, I hit "post reply" instead of x-ing it out. Who finds it before I can get back? Merleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

<<<<<<<<<idiot at her best!

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Fri 11/14/08 04:51 AM
Whatever Sam is smoking, he can send some this way:banana: :banana:


Sam, I truly believe you need to see a doctor or quit smoking that stuff that's laced with something else! :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

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Fri 11/14/08 04:53 AM
Edited by OneMoreTimeAround on Fri 11/14/08 04:55 AM
(((Merle))) I told you already, you were the first person who reached out to me in this "world of unknown crazy people". Some of them scared the sh*t outta me at first.

I've laughed so much since you "dragged" me into a forum. THANK YOU! And I love you too! I wouldn't tell the rest of these people in this thread that! They might actually believe it and then I'd get this rep of being "too girlie". :tongue:

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Fri 11/14/08 04:53 AM
Everything I take is in pill form.pitchfork

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Fri 11/14/08 04:53 AM

Whatever Sam is smoking, he can send some this way:banana: :banana:


Sam, I truly believe you need to see a doctor or quit smoking that stuff that's laced with something else! :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:



oh he never shares, he just comes in here hallucinating all the time! He thinks this is his very own harem!

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Fri 11/14/08 04:56 AM

Everything I take is in pill form.pitchfork


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Blue ones? The ones you have to call a doctor if the effects last for more then 4 hrs?

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Fri 11/14/08 04:59 AM
{{{cathy}}} :heart: you are a special person in my life so don't you ever forget that. And who cares what people think, you are awesome:heart:

(((Merle))) I told you already, you were the first person who reached out to me in this "world of unknown crazy people". Some of them scared the sh*t outta me at first.

I've laughed so much since you "dragged" me into a forum. THANK YOU! And I love you too! I wouldn't tell the rest of these people in this thread that! They might actually believe it and then I'd get this rep of being "too girlie". :tongue:

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Fri 11/14/08 05:22 AM
Good morning everyone! I see it is business as usual here today. No customers except our ever faithful, Sam, who has racked up a bill he can no longer pay. laugh

Hope everyone is having a splendid Friday. flowerforyou

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Fri 11/14/08 05:31 AM
Good Morning {{{ruth}}}flowers

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Fri 11/14/08 05:33 AM
Good morning! (((Mrs. Sharpshooter))) flowers

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Fri 11/14/08 05:35 AM

Good morning everyone! I see it is business as usual here today. No customers except our ever faithful, Sam, who has racked up a bill he can no longer pay. laugh

Hope everyone is having a splendid Friday. flowerforyou


Ruthhhhhh, Good Morning! flowerforyou

Ah, which one of you have been giving Sam favors w/o his paying? That's who all these IOU's I found belong to. Ok, I have a deck & front porch that needs painting, the yard is covered in leaves, I need firewood chopped and stacked!

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Fri 11/14/08 05:37 AM


Her mum doesn't mind at all, where do you think I get my outfits from? OMTA's mum has a high class couture joint round the corner from the "Place of Entertainment"


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omg, I almost peed my pants when I read that. My Mom is one of those fundamentalist, I had never even heard her utter a bad word until she had her strokes. Her favorite word now is "sh*t". I asked her one day, "Mom, you don't go to church and say sh*t do you?" She saids, "I don't know, most of the time I'm asleep." ((((MOM))))

Good Morning Ladies...and those two gents who frequent our Brothel House of Vain Women's Entertainment!flowerforyou

I just noticed, Kristi's "tail" on her marque (msp) is longer! That suppose to have some significance?????



Hahaha for some reason the program I was using when I copied and pasted each name it does not recognize numbers so it does it's own thing with the numbers :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Fri 11/14/08 05:39 AM



Her mum doesn't mind at all, where do you think I get my outfits from? OMTA's mum has a high class couture joint round the corner from the "Place of Entertainment"


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omg, I almost peed my pants when I read that. My Mom is one of those fundamentalist, I had never even heard her utter a bad word until she had her strokes. Her favorite word now is "sh*t". I asked her one day, "Mom, you don't go to church and say sh*t do you?" She saids, "I don't know, most of the time I'm asleep." ((((MOM))))

Good Morning Ladies...and those two gents who frequent our Brothel House of Vain Women's Entertainment!flowerforyou

I just noticed, Kristi's "tail" on her marque (msp) is longer! That suppose to have some significance?????



Hahaha for some reason the program I was using when I copied and pasted each name it does not recognize numbers so it does it's own thing with the numbers :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


oh sure, whatever! We know why your tail is longer!

GM Kristi! (I don't know why I think of the Bud Light Genius Commerical when I "see" you now) :wink: flowerforyou

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Fri 11/14/08 05:40 AM

She sent me one and then called me on my computer and we talked. She is wonderful to talk to and so sweet and soft spoken, I probably scared the hell out of her with my loud voiceembarassed


Yes, she does!! She sent me a voice mail, she should do voice overs!



:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Hey if I have not scared her away no way you could lol and yes I told her long time ago she had a voice of and Angel also she is something else.bigsmile

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Fri 11/14/08 05:42 AM
{{{ruth}}} Thanks, I love the sound of that:banana:

And just in case, Tom has no problem with me being in here with you lovely ladiespitchfork

Good morning! (((Mrs. Sharpshooter))) flowers

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Fri 11/14/08 05:42 AM
Good Morning {{{kristi}}}flowers

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Fri 11/14/08 05:44 AM

{{{ruth}}} Thanks, I love the sound of that:banana:

And just in case, Tom has no problem with me being in here with you lovely ladiespitchfork

Good morning! (((Mrs. Sharpshooter))) flowers



Bring him too! We'll give you two your very own curtain to go behind. Just please keep the noise level down. Someone said making love and having sex was two different things, we don't want to get them confused! :wink: blushing flowerforyou

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Fri 11/14/08 05:46 AM
Tom shouldn't have any problem with you being in here since NOTHING ever happens in here! laugh

Going to pick up my food stamps. grumble

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Fri 11/14/08 05:46 AM
I make ritualistic sounds during sex.devil

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