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  don't "sound" so happy Bonny, and isn't it afternoon already for you? It's pouring rain here, dark and gloomy! |
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Good morning my lovies
I'm Homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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Edited by
franshade
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Thu 11/13/08 06:20 AM
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HERE'S ONE FOR THE LADIES!!!!
A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning... *Baby bear* goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks. *Daddy Bear* arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars. *Mummy Bear* puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table. 'It was* **Mummy Bear* who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water. 'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once.... 'I HAVEN'T MADE THE FLIPPING PORRIDGE YET!!!' |
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HERE'S ONE FOR THE LADIES!!!! A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning... *Baby bear* goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks. *Daddy Bear* arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars. *Mummy Bear* puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table. 'It was* **Mummy Bear* who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water. 'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once.... 'I HAVEN'T MADE THE FLIPPING PORRIDGE YET!!!' Hooray for women's lib!
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HERE'S ONE FOR THE LADIES!!!! A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning... *Baby bear* goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks. *Daddy Bear* arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars. *Mummy Bear* puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table. 'It was* **Mummy Bear* who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water. 'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once.... 'I HAVEN'T MADE THE FLIPPING PORRIDGE YET!!!' Hooray for women's lib! my kids asked me this morning since i stayed home if they could make me breakfast in bed....gotta love them even more when i'm sick.
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morn Bonny - just trying to start the day with a smile
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MsKater - hope you feel better soon
they do love us though  |
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morn Bonny - just trying to start the day with a smile And you did, I think it is important to smile from the heart at least 4 times a day  Hey Mrs Katers, how's life? |
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MsKater - hope you feel better soon they do love us though they show their love more when i'm sick and during tax season when they know i get a big check...lol |
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morn Bonny - just trying to start the day with a smile And you did, I think it is important to smile from the heart at least 4 times a day Hey Mrs Katers, how's life? many days I smile due to gas |
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MsKater - hope you feel better soon they do love us though they show their love more when i'm sick and during tax season when they know i get a big check...lol I can tell you didnt raise no fools
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morn Bonny - just trying to start the day with a smile And you did, I think it is important to smile from the heart at least 4 times a day Hey Mrs Katers, how's life? many days I smile due to gas hey i'm happy with paying only $1.70 for gas. Married life is still wonderful. My hubby is going to help make this christmas a wonderful one for the kids and myself. he wants to make up for what i couldn't give the boys when i was single. |
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Gotta love Maxine
Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, 'Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila.' Miraculously, a parking place appeared. She looked up again and said, 'Never mind. I found one.' 
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Gotta love Maxine Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, 'Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila.' Miraculously, a parking place appeared. She looked up again and said, 'Never mind. I found one.'  good one
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morn Bonny - just trying to start the day with a smile And you did, I think it is important to smile from the heart at least 4 times a day Hey Mrs Katers, how's life? many days I smile due to gas hey i'm happy with paying only $1.70 for gas. Married life is still wonderful. My hubby is going to help make this christmas a wonderful one for the kids and myself. he wants to make up for what i couldn't give the boys when i was single. alright, alright, you have a hubby, the price of gas is way lower than where I live, you sound amazingly in love, sounds like your xmas will be a great one, your sick and getting breakfast in bed alright, alright you have succeeded in making me cry  nah - you sound happy - continued Good luck to you and yours!!!!! |
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Gotta love Maxine Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, 'Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila.' Miraculously, a parking place appeared. She looked up again and said, 'Never mind. I found one.' When I grow up, I want to be Maxine!!! |
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Gotta love Maxine Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, 'Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila.' Miraculously, a parking place appeared. She looked up again and said, 'Never mind. I found one.' When I grow up, I want to be Maxine!!! I am Maxine, in fact I was thinking of dedicating a thread to max and her sayings, I'm going to call it "Life..... According to Maxine" |
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You can be my big sisterchick then, cuz eye no gwana grouuuu oop
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Gotta love Maxine Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, 'Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila.' Miraculously, a parking place appeared. She looked up again and said, 'Never mind. I found one.' When I grow up, I want to be Maxine!!! I am Maxine, in fact I was thinking of dedicating a thread to max and her sayings, I'm going to call it "Life..... According to Maxine" that will be a hit for all women here |
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morn Bonny - just trying to start the day with a smile And you did, I think it is important to smile from the heart at least 4 times a day Hey Mrs Katers, how's life? many days I smile due to gas hey i'm happy with paying only $1.70 for gas. Married life is still wonderful. My hubby is going to help make this christmas a wonderful one for the kids and myself. he wants to make up for what i couldn't give the boys when i was single. alright, alright, you have a hubby, the price of gas is way lower than where I live, you sound amazingly in love, sounds like your xmas will be a great one, your sick and getting breakfast in bed alright, alright you have succeeded in making me cry nah - you sound happy - continued Good luck to you and yours!!!!! thank you hun, i am very happy for once and i don't have to be scared about an ex anymore. |
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