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kind of lessons have you learned in life so far? 
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...that making love to a man's penis.. with great consideration and effort... for as long as it takes for him to blow his mind... is a huge turn on. 
You know what? I agree with you. |
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Trust nobody & never ever get married.
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Trust nobody & never ever get married. Pats, does this mean the engagement is off  ???
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Patience is a virtue...
which I hope to gain further discipline of. |
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Trust nobody & never ever get married. Pats, does this mean the engagement is off ???
I might get engaged again, but never married 
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forgiveness is a simple word to say,but is hard to do....
love & laugh as often as possible... take today for you may not have tomorrow. tell the ones you care about,that you love them,and don't just assume they know... and the list goes on & on |
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Make sure the toilet seat is down before you sit- because if there is a man living in the house 9 times out of 10 you will fall in....
 
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We have to make sure the seat is up before we piss, its all fair.
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We have to make sure the seat is up before we piss, its all fair. well we don't HAVE to |
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We have to make sure the seat is up before we piss, its all fair. well we don't HAVE to You don't put the toilet paper roll on the right way either, do you? 
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put it on what right?
from what I've seen people with kids put it so it hangs to the back. that way if a kid slaps it or something it doesnt all unroll in the floor people without kids put it so it hangs to the front |
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Who cares what way round it goes?
Or whether it is even on the holder at all. As long as there is some, its all good. And if there aint, we can always sit on the sink, and stick a finger up there. |
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