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...terrific person. Everything seems to be going well when out of the blue you break wind with enough thrust to launch the space shuttle. To top it off the odor is sufficient to render an ox comatose for six weeks. What would you do? I'd just have to say that I was rehearsing for the Bass part in the "farting monkeys" video soon to be released!!! Has anyone seen that one??? |
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well if im in the car..i would roll up the windows so that she couldn't escape the aromatic me..tell her its love musk and i'm in heat..its time to mate..and if she finds it alluring enough we make our way to my love nest bed where i try to recreate the alluring smell and ..PULL the covers over her head ,so when the noxious fumes take over i can have my way with her...
 ..o.k i'm bored..and i dont get laid alot..so what...PULL MY FINGER... 
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There is only one thing you can do...
You say: "D@MN GIRL WHAT'D YOU EAT???" |
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well if im in the car..i would roll up the windows so that she couldn't escape the aromatic me..tell her its love musk and i'm in heat..its time to mate..and if she finds it alluring enough we make our way to my love nest bed where i try to recreate the alluring smell and ..PULL the covers over her head ,so when the noxious fumes take over i can have my way with her... ..o.k i'm bored..and i dont get laid alot..so what...PULL MY FINGER...  Aww now that's love. It's like marking your territory. 
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...terrific person. Everything seems to be going well when out of the blue you break wind with enough thrust to launch the space shuttle. To top it off the odor is sufficient to render an ox comatose for six weeks. What would you do? you have a remarkable way with words |
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...terrific person. Everything seems to be going well when out of the blue you break wind with enough thrust to launch the space shuttle. To top it off the odor is sufficient to render an ox comatose for six weeks. What would you do? you have a remarkable way with words Yeah. I would have been a great Chief of Staff for the Bush Administration. |
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What else could you but laugh and hope they have a sense of humor. And of course, offer to move somewhere else.
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Immediately run to the store to buy diapers!!!
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LMAO that would never happen to me unless i had a senior moment
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learn to control your butt better
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LMAO that would never happen to me unless i had a senior moment I would blame it on Ginger...LOL |
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Never could understand why some people would supposedly be so "disgusted" at a natural bodily function. Everybody farts, even the Pope. The least you could do is have fun with it and play Name That Smell or something.
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I would just laugh about it and move on with the date. If my date was the kind of person who was completely disgusted by something that everyone does once in a while, he wasn't for me anyway.
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