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Topic: You find yourself on a date with the most...
Magbalihi Joined Thu 08/07/08 Posts: 1815	Fri 11/07/08 08:45 AM
...terrific person. Everything seems to be going well when out of the blue you break wind with enough thrust to launch the space shuttle. To top it off the odor is sufficient to render an ox comatose for six weeks. What would you do? I'd just have to say that I was rehearsing for the Bass part in the "farting monkeys" video soon to be released!!! Has anyone seen that one???

tombraider Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 5042	Fri 11/07/08 08:56 AM
well if im in the car..i would roll up the windows so that she couldn't escape the aromatic me..tell her its love musk and i'm in heat..its time to mate..and if she finds it alluring enough we make our way to my love nest bed where i try to recreate the alluring smell and ..PULL the covers over her head ,so when the noxious fumes take over i can have my way with her... ..o.k i'm bored..and i dont get laid alot..so what...PULL MY FINGER...

RoamingOrator Joined Fri 07/20/07 Posts: 4943	Fri 11/07/08 09:04 AM
There is only one thing you can do... You say: "D@MN GIRL WHAT'D YOU EAT???"

kaadeshka Joined Thu 04/03/08 Posts: 413	Fri 11/07/08 09:22 AM
well if im in the car..i would roll up the windows so that she couldn't escape the aromatic me..tell her its love musk and i'm in heat..its time to mate..and if she finds it alluring enough we make our way to my love nest bed where i try to recreate the alluring smell and ..PULL the covers over her head ,so when the noxious fumes take over i can have my way with her... ..o.k i'm bored..and i dont get laid alot..so what...PULL MY FINGER... Aww now that's love. It's like marking your territory.

pyrochik Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 111	Fri 11/07/08 09:28 AM
...terrific person. Everything seems to be going well when out of the blue you break wind with enough thrust to launch the space shuttle. To top it off the odor is sufficient to render an ox comatose for six weeks. What would you do? you have a remarkable way with words ...and a twisted imagination. I like that in a person.

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Fri 11/07/08 10:28 AM
...terrific person. Everything seems to be going well when out of the blue you break wind with enough thrust to launch the space shuttle. To top it off the odor is sufficient to render an ox comatose for six weeks. What would you do? you have a remarkable way with words ...and a twisted imagination. I like that in a person. Yeah. I would have been a great Chief of Staff for the Bush Administration.

AngieH79 Joined Sun 09/07/08 Posts: 2494	Fri 11/07/08 11:48 AM
What else could you but laugh and hope they have a sense of humor. And of course, offer to move somewhere else.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 11/07/08 11:50 AM
Immediately run to the store to buy diapers!!!

Ginger012 Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 10	Fri 11/07/08 11:50 AM
LMAO that would never happen to me unless i had a senior moment

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Fri 11/07/08 11:54 AM
learn to control your butt better

hunky62 Joined Mon 03/10/08 Posts: 1894	Fri 11/07/08 12:01 PM
LMAO that would never happen to me unless i had a senior moment I would blame it on Ginger...LOL

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Fri 11/07/08 03:34 PM
Never could understand why some people would supposedly be so "disgusted" at a natural bodily function. Everybody farts, even the Pope. The least you could do is have fun with it and play Name That Smell or something.

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Fri 11/07/08 03:44 PM
I would just laugh about it and move on with the date. If my date was the kind of person who was completely disgusted by something that everyone does once in a while, he wasn't for me anyway.