The local bar was so sure it's bartender was the strongest man around
that they offered a standing $1000 bet.
The bartender would have to squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into
a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one
more drop of juice out would win the money.
Many people have tried over time including the professional wrestlers
and bodybuilders, but nobody could do it.
One day a scrawny little man comes in, wearing a tie and a pair of pants
hiked up past his belly button.
He said in a squeaky annoying voice,"I'd like to try your bet" even the
hillbilly chicks burst into laughter.
After the laughter had died down, the bartender said "OK,"
grabbed a lemon and squeezes away. He then handed the wrinkled remains
of the rind to the little man.
But the crowd's laughter turned into total silence as the little man
clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little
man,"What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, weight lifter or
what?"
The little man replied "I work for the IRS"

lmao Good one

IRS Rocks !!!!!!!!!

It figures lmao

Yep...and they can get blood from a stone to, lol. Another good one
grey, thanks for the laugh!

good one!

KEWL LMAO

LMAO!!!

Should have known

LMAO

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