Now I get to go to work with said zit!!! I will just tell people its my 3rd eye!!!

you are single, right? lol

Body Statistics

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

my thumb , is still bigger !

Christmas is coming, and Gypsy is prepping for the part of Rudolf!!

Ho ho ho!

Dear Diary:
Who got the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award???

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y
night

Here a Canadian for you girls!

http://mingle2.com/user/view/722133

thats my little brother !

run's by and spork's purple and then i spork catch in the rear !

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh my!

Dear Diary;

I was so stressed out today that i didn't get to sleep until 10am. Almost a full day later, it sucked.

spork 'em, chevy!!
That thing in yer hand is made for pokin'!

Gooooooooooood morning, everyone!
I hope that you each have a great day!
Just
smile
at
the
whole
wonderful
truth
that
it's
good
to
be
ALIVE!!!

argh........
blaaaaaa..........
**** it.........

I'd **** it but Im alone!!!

BAD day purple?????


<-----ponders the price of paprikash in peachland~~