By Bloodninja



bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful
woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of
the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the
Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is
ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the
lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body
explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield
inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's
evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals
my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep
it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in
my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the
game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to
charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned
feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some
phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as
skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red
ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your
muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report
your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something


Heh heh funny stuff... ^_^

"bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the
Beyondness."

Bwa-hahahaha!

Oh my...My eyes teared up at that from all the laughing. Too bleedin'
funny. lol! -=x

Yeah I know metal that's my favorite text file right there...I had to
share it man...to funny...but I luv this dudes imagination it rules and
he's got a funny ass personality to messing around like that it's
hillarious...

Well, don't really have a funny text file, but I got a joke!

Two car salesmen are sitting at a bar, unwinding after a long day. One
car guy is complaing to the other about how tough things are at work.

"Man, the boss is riding me hard. If I don't sale more cars, the boss
said I'm gonna lose my ass!" The guy says loudly and angrily. His friend
looks at him and discretly motions for the guy to turn around. The
complaing car dealer turns around and finds that he is sitting next to a
very attractive lady in a tight low cut dress. The guy gets a little
embarassed and starts to apologize.

"I'm sorry, lady...I didn't mean to offend with my language...!"

"Aw, that's alright, I totally understand." The beautiful woman replied.
" I mean, if I don't sell more ass, I'm going to lose my car!" -=x

Heh heh that's funny and fucked up at the same time I like that
metal..you mad cool man ^_^ heh heh have a great weekend man and see ya
on the new weekdays coming up!!

Peace...