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| Topic: 25 THINGS THE PERFECT WOMAN WOULD SAY | |
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1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3. I'm bored. Let's shave my little kitty, you big lion king! 4. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome! 5. God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! 6. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again? 7. You're so sexy when you're hungover. 8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 9. Let's subscribe to Hustler. 10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? 11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses. 11. I'll be out painting the house. 12. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. 13. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is nude sunbathing again, come see! 14. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 15. No, no ... I'll take the car to have the oil changed. 16. Your mother did a great job raising you. 17. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs. 18. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever. 19. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? 20. Not the mall again! Come on let's go to that new strip joint! 21. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8. 22. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings. 23. That was a great fart! Do another one! 24. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you... 25. No. You stay there. I'll get you a beer   
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Wow..... You know me so well...
Thanks for posting that for me,,,I didnt want to look concieded 
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hmmm i like most of those
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I've actually said a good majority of those to a man or two..
What can I say, i'm good to my b!tches. |
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if only if only
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Perfect woman wouldn't say a word, she'd just do it.
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Perfect woman wouldn't say a word, she'd just do it. Only for you!!!!!! |
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1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. 2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3. I'm bored. Let's shave my little kitty, you big lion king! 4. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome! 5. God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! 6. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again? 7. You're so sexy when you're hungover. 8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 9. Let's subscribe to Hustler. 10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? 11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses. 11. I'll be out painting the house. 12. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. 13. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is nude sunbathing again, come see! 14. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 15. No, no ... I'll take the car to have the oil changed. 16. Your mother did a great job raising you. 17. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs. 18. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever. 19. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? 20. Not the mall again! Come on let's go to that new strip joint! 21. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8. 22. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings. 23. That was a great fart! Do another one! 24. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you... 25. No. You stay there. I'll get you a beer
SINCE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A PERFECT WOMAN, WE WILL NEVER HEAR THESE THINGS. AND LADIES, DON'T TAKE OFFENSE, AFTER ALL GOD MADE YOU FROM A RIB OF A MAN, AND THERE IS NO WAY WE MEN ARE PERFECT 
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Perfect woman wouldn't say a word, she'd just do it. Only for you!!!!!! And only in my dreams.
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i'm not too sure about #12 though...that could mean something else.....
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