Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know exactly where Bill lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill, but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?' Bill replied, 'I've been in jail.' 'Jail?' cried Sam. 'What in the world for?' 'Well,' Bill said, 'You know Alexis, that cute little blonde
waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?' 'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?' 'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me, and at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'.' 'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.''

{laughs} Good One!

All old men should get so lucky at that age. :-)

Damn dc.....

Just think...That is going to be you in another 30 years...

yep & they'll say DAMNIIIIIT MAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!




(((((((sprite darlin' )))))) how are ....

i dont care who ya are thats funny right there,,,,,

Trying not to shoot tea outta my nose when I read your jokes is how I am doing.....Thanks hun for the laughs....