Some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are males, because they hold everything in, but you
can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:They are females, because once turned off, it takes a while
to warm them up again.They are an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
buttons.
TYRES:Tyres are males, because they go bald easily and are often over
inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS:Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under their arse.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and they
retain water.
WEB PAGES:Female,because they're constantly looked at and frequently
getting hit on.
TRAINS:Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for
picking up people.
EGG TIMERS:Egg times are female because, over time all the weight shifts
to the bottom.
HAMMERS:Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at
all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:Female.Ha!You probably thought it would be male, but
consider this:It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push,he just keeps
trying.

lol

good ones for sure lol

good ones

I would think that the remote control would be a male as they are
constantly being controlld by a woman. That woman typically knows
exactly which buttons to push. Not only that but most men tend to go
with manual operation in general. An eample might be a stick shift as
opposed to an automatic transmission.

OMG men would die without there remote controls lmao
They can't live without
them lol

My bike is a male...

Because it loves the curves.

very cute... and the remote could go either way i guess, huh? lol