Anyone smelly.
Anyone sweaty.
Anyone puking.
Anyone who wants to talk about Jesus.
Anyone who farts and giggles throughout the entire flight.
Anyone who verbally taunts the air marshal.
Anyone who grips the arms of the seat and whimpers "I'm too young to die." at any sign of turbulence.
Pretty much half my relatives.

Me, I'm a nervous flyer and I never shut up.

I would drive myself nuts if I had to set next to me.

Well that and flying gives me noxious gas.

I wouldn't want to be seated next to me.

If I thought the plane was going down....I would be forced to have sex with everyone in arms reach as the plane nose dives...(Last act kind of thing)...


But, somethings a simple apology doesn't cover.

one that snores .. or eats with their mouth open .. ha ha

Anyone up tight who cant conversate...who acts as if you are invading "their" space...I am a laughy kind of girl and being silly helps pass the time..

Someone who is constantly reaching for and digging through their carry on bag.

Someone who consciously dominates the armrest.

Someone who talks across you to their buddy across the aisle.

Someone who tries to keep their laptop out when they ask to power them down.

Someone who needs a pillow. Then a blanket. Then help getting their carry on down. Then back up. Then about ordering alcohol. Then can I have a water to take a pill. Then how about some headphones? Then... then... then... the steward[ess] hates you too - guilty by association.

Someone who steals the SkyMall catalog.