My band now Own Worst Enemy was playing at a bar called Knuckleheads (
which we play once a month ).We always end the night playing Crazy Train
from the MAN, OZZY FREAKING OSBOURNE,the bass player sings this one so I
am free to run around the bar with my guitar & wireless unit ( yes all
you Beavis & Butthead fans I said unit lol)Most of the time I talk to
people, poke them in the ass with my guitar,let people pluck my guitar,
or snake my way into the middle of all the sexy ladies on the dance
floor(yeah the reason I play guitar is for artistic expression lmao)Well
this night was different, as I was walking around the bar, this very
pretty lady came up behind me and got me in a choke hold,hanging on me
practically dragging me to the floor, meanwhile I'm still playing away,
laughing my ass off.The waitress was gonna pull her off, but I gave her
a look,no way I was having a blast( this **** just amuses the hell outta
me)so next thing I know she just starts spanking my ass like a wild
woman.I finaaly got away and finished the song, which at the end I got
on the mic and said "I would love to thank the very sexy blonde lady for
the spanking".She was on the dance and you should have seen her face
turn red.God I love this business.

huhuhuhuhuh he said unit awesome story Scotty!!

Thanks fart knocker lol

ahh its a truly wonderful thing that someone else shares my love for
Beavis and Butthead lol

LMAO yeah ....... lol
Thanks Scotty ...

I bet there is more musicians on the Site who could share those hahaha
stories

Trying to get them to share, but no such luck yet, so you are stuck
reading my boring stories.

They are not boring...I don't have a band nor do I sing I am just a
dippy poet gurl who entertains with her words

They are not boring at all Scotty

And it seems like I am stuck, you are right lol

well I am very honored you ladies don't find them boring, and Cherub,
your poetry is very touching, feeling, you are a fantastic writer.

Well I see there are quite a few musicians on JSH, I was hoping to see
some of you post some Spinal Tapish stories that you have been involved
in.