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Edited by
rebel58
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Fri 10/31/08 06:42 AM
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IF MY BODY WAS A CAR If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull .... but that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter..... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! |
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IF MY BODY WAS A CAR If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull .... but that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter..... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! |
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I thought it was funny and had to share it.
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Want a free Lube?
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Want a free Lube? You so funny.... I just don't know what I am gonna do with ya.... |
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I love working on old cars, but in your case I would have to rebuild it. Don't know if I could hanle that job.
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that was really funny!!!
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I love working on old cars, but in your case I would have to rebuild it. Don't know if I could hanle that job. Thanks alot.... |
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I love working on old cars, but in your case I would have to rebuild it. Don't know if I could hanle that job. Thanks alot.... Your welcome. |
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The bigger the tires, the better the ride.
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I'd have to have a wide load sign on my bu**
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