me some blankets im cold... whoever comes up with the most creative way to keep me warm wins

hmm... if I gave you a blanket - wouldn't you already be warm?

Tie a blanket's corners to your ankles and wrists.

Or tie your wrists and ankles to a blanket.

Lean out over the edge of the cliff of sleep.

Fly on the winds of dreams.

To start things off, I'd turn off all the lights and build you a nice warm fire in the fireplace. I'd place the blankets in front of the fire screen and warm them up. After they're done warming up, I wrap you up and tuck you in them. When you're all snug, I'd feed you some hot delicious soup to warm you up on the inside.


When the blankets get cool, I grab the fresh blankets that I secretly put in the dryer with awesome smelling fabric softner before lighting the fire. You simply can't beat blankets fresh out of the dryer.

3 shots of JD in a row... that'll warm ya up

nibble nibble.!!!

I prefer the nipple warmer.......it consists of 2 man hands and some oil!!!!

but isn't the oil like super cold at first touch?

You get the warm oil........or if the oil is cold, with vigorous fondeling it can be quite HOT!!!

lmaooooooooo omg muriel woke up!!!!

ARIEL the mermaid + MUfasa the lion = Muriel?

Its a long and complicated story........wheeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeez the hot oil>>???? I like mine cold!!!

Read a romance novel hahaha

Cmere babe, and lets snuggle by the fire and make smores!!!