We can forgive you for killing our sons. But we will never forgive you for making us kill yours. ~Golda Meir

* To Anwar Sadat just before peace talks.

IT is what it is , - i dunno who said it

I'm all ears like a field of corn - jimmy pop

masturbation is like procreation, its all fun till you realize your screwing yourself - unknown

"I'll always love you"

my ex wife to me
just befor she married her second husband

beauty is the eye of the beholder(for its the truth) never judge a person for who there not but for who they are

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house -- George Carlin

That's what SHE said!- dunno who said that one.

"No man is an island, until he farts" -Me

"This Too Shall Pass"

One day Solomon decided to humble Benaiah ben Yehoyada, his most trusted minister. He said to him, "Benaiah, there is a certain ring that I want you to bring to me. I wish to wear it for Sukkot which gives you six months to find it."

"If it exists anywhere on earth, your majesty," replied Benaiah, "I will find it and bring it to you, but what makes the ring so special?"

"It has magic powers," answered the king. "If a happy man looks at it, he becomes sad, and if a sad man looks at it, he becomes happy." Solomon knew that no such ring existed in the world, but he wished to give his minister a little taste of humility.

Spring passed and then summer, and still Benaiah had no idea where he could find the ring. On the night before Sukkot, he decided to take a walk in one of he poorest quarters of Jerusalem. He passed by a merchant who had begun to set out the day's wares on a shabby carpet. "Have you by any chance heard of a magic ring that makes the happy wearer forget his joy and the broken-hearted wearer forget his sorrows?" asked Benaiah.

He watched the grandfather take a plain gold ring from his carpet and engrave something on it. When Benaiah read the words on the ring, his face broke out in a wide smile.

That night the entire city welcomed in the holiday of Sukkot with great festivity. "Well, my friend," said Solomon, "have you found what I sent you after?" All the ministers laughed and Solomon himself smiled.

To everyone's surprise, Benaiah held up a small gold ring and declared, "Here it is, your majesty!" As soon as Solomon read the inscription, the smile vanished from his face. The jeweler had written three Hebrew letters on the gold band: _gimel, zayin, yud_, which began the words "_Gam zeh ya'avor_" -- "This too shall pass."

At that moment Solomon realized that all his wisdom and fabulous wealth and tremendous power were but fleeting things, for one day he would be nothing but dust.

that's not a quote..it's a freakin novel lol

do or do not, there is no try

yoda

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes." (Walt Whitman)

One may have a blazing hearth in ones soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke from the chimney and continue on the way.
--Vincent Van Gogh

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it feels like an hour. Talk to a pretty girl for an hour and it feels like a minute. Now THAT'S relativity"- Albert Einstein

"In the long run, we're all dead." - John Maynard Keynes.


'..good thing will come to those who wait, but not to those who wait too late..' -- Marvin Gay, i think

roco