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Please pass the prune juice!!!! <----empties catheter on bikers head while he sleeps and doesnt miss!!! 
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Please pass the prune juice!!!! <----empties catheter on bikers head while he sleeps and doesnt miss!!!
Welcome back girlie, did you have a good time? |
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I went to see my grandpa in the nursing home. It was a nice place and the nurses were very attentive. While I was there he slowly started leaning over to the right and an attendant rushed over and straightend him up. A few minutes later he started leaning way over to the left and an attendant rushed over and straightened him up. I asked him how he likes living in such a nice place and he said "Fine but these young bastards won't let me fart"
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Please pass the prune juice!!!! <----empties catheter on bikers head while he sleeps and doesnt miss!!!
Welcome back girlie, did you have a good time?  
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I went to see my grandpa in the nursing home. It was a nice place and the nurses were very attentive. While I was there he slowly started leaning over to the right and an attendant rushed over and straightend him up. A few minutes later he started leaning way over to the left and an attendant rushed over and straightened him up. I asked him how he likes living in such a nice place and he said "Fine but these young bastards won't let me fart" 
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Gypsy knows geriatrics. And geriatrics aerobics!
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Gypsy knows geriatrics. And geriatrics aerobics!
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I went to see my grandpa in the nursing home. It was a nice place and the nurses were very attentive. While I was there he slowly started leaning over to the right and an attendant rushed over and straightend him up. A few minutes later he started leaning way over to the left and an attendant rushed over and straightened him up. I asked him how he likes living in such a nice place and he said "Fine but these young bastards won't let me fart"
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I went to see my grandpa in the nursing home. It was a nice place and the nurses were very attentive. While I was there he slowly started leaning over to the right and an attendant rushed over and straightend him up. A few minutes later he started leaning way over to the left and an attendant rushed over and straightened him up. I asked him how he likes living in such a nice place and he said "Fine but these young bastards won't let me fart" Priceless 
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I went to see my grandpa in the nursing home. It was a nice place and the nurses were very attentive. While I was there he slowly started leaning over to the right and an attendant rushed over and straightend him up. A few minutes later he started leaning way over to the left and an attendant rushed over and straightened him up. I asked him how he likes living in such a nice place and he said "Fine but these young bastards won't let me fart"
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they have trouble pooping
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they have trouble pooping Not when they've eaten licorice, drank prune juice and eaten plums !!!!! |
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If your prostate was the size of a grapefruit and your tits hung to your knees and your naps kept getting interrupted you'd be a crabby old fart too. Throws colostomy bag at gypsys head and doesn't miss. 
i think having a colostomy bag would be kinda nice. your watching a game but the beer and chili starts to kick in, you wouldnt have to miss any of the game by going to the toilet, you just smile and let loose. then when your done you have a nice heating pad for any aches and pains you might have |
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they have trouble pooping Not when they've eaten licorice, drank prune juice and eaten plums !!!!!
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so is Phillips
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so is Phillips
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Gypsy, love the real you, want to come join me in my cave??
   
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Becuz we think life sux!!
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Gypsy, love the real you, want to come join me in my cave??
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I went to see my grandpa in the nursing home. It was a nice place and the nurses were very attentive. While I was there he slowly started leaning over to the right and an attendant rushed over and straightend him up. A few minutes later he started leaning way over to the left and an attendant rushed over and straightened him up. I asked him how he likes living in such a nice place and he said "Fine but these young bastards won't let me fart" I thought for sure you were going to say so he could look down her shirt. They might be old but they aren't out. |
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