a friend of mine gave me this..

Butt Measurement

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks
over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big, I mean
really
big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.'

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill
and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his
wife's
bottom. 'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the
barbecue!!!'

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some
advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
'What's wrong?' he asks.

She answers: 'Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass
grill
for one little weenie?

good one