Pornography
The only way I can live out my dreams
Pornography
I love it for the inadequacies it brings

I look at the women I'll never get
Always firm, and always wet
And the guys, well I'm just not that lucky
Women say mines plenty big but not to what I'm comparing

I don't have a flat abs I'm not tone
I can't move that fast, except when I'm alone
I can't do that for hours I shoot too quick
I've watched so much, I wish I had a bigger ****

I have hard enough time, trying to sleep with one
But two together, well I think it would be twice as fun
But I'm too ugly and not tall enough for the ride
Unless I had enough money for some people to let me slide

Bigger than average, it's like a B maybe a B minus
I just gets the job done ok, but it doesn't cause a fuss
So I try harder, than others to make them come
I may not be huge in the pants, but i got a great big tongue.