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Topic: Men this is how NOT to get a girlfriend
yokoke's photo
Wed 12/19/07 08:35 PM
Yeah #15 brings back memories of 4th grade....noway laugh laugh

erinestrella's photo
Wed 12/19/07 08:37 PM
Haha I wish a guy would do any of those to me.
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Jtevans's photo
Wed 12/19/07 08:37 PM
ahh no wonder i can't get a g/f ....

yokoke's photo
Wed 12/19/07 09:36 PM

ahh no wonder i can't get a g/f ....


If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "**** you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition

Long sigh.........yep JT...so what cha gonna do?? I mean shyt you have dead bodies in the back yard, broken fences to keep em in... LOL Just kidding on the fence LOLlaugh laugh


no photo
Wed 12/19/07 11:11 PM
LMAO!!!

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yokoke's photo
Wed 12/19/07 11:35 PM

Just might work out if you find a really insecure woman that loves constant attention????


Not like there aren't enough of "those" running around into forum walls herelaugh laugh

Marie55's photo
Wed 12/19/07 11:40 PM
Hey, where did you get my ex-husband's "secret" list of how to attract women???? He sure did resemble some of those statements, yikes!!!

Damn, that says a lot for me, crap!!! Now stop laughing and pick yourself up off the floor and wipe the Diet Pepsi off your monitor.
grumble grumble noway :angry: noway :angry: grumble grumble


Jtevans's photo
Thu 12/20/07 12:11 AM


ahh no wonder i can't get a g/f ....


If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "**** you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition

Long sigh.........yep JT...so what cha gonna do?? I mean shyt you have dead bodies in the back yard, broken fences to keep em in... LOL Just kidding on the fence LOLlaugh laugh






you ain't gonna tell no one about the bodies is ya?sssshhhh...

yokoke's photo
Thu 12/20/07 12:42 AM



ahh no wonder i can't get a g/f ....


If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "**** you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition

Long sigh.........yep JT...so what cha gonna do?? I mean shyt you have dead bodies in the back yard, broken fences to keep em in... LOL Just kidding on the fence LOLlaugh laugh






you ain't gonna tell no one about the bodies is ya?sssshhhh...


sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh those mounds are our secret, well the tractor that made em flatter....the birds.........flowerforyou laugh laugh laugh

Jtevans's photo
Thu 12/20/07 12:52 AM
and ya gotta help me keep the neighbors from peeking over my fense grumble laugh laugh laugh

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 12/20/07 01:00 AM
The funny part is I know 21 year old guys like that. They're idiots.

yokoke's photo
Thu 12/20/07 01:51 AM

The funny part is I know 21 year old guys like that. They're idiots.


They just haven't mended "fenses" as long LOLlaugh laugh

Jtevans's photo
Thu 12/20/07 02:06 AM
i need to start mending some fenses.if it ever floods,the bodies are gonna be floaters

yokoke's photo
Thu 12/20/07 02:09 AM

i need to start mending some fenses.if it ever floods,the bodies are gonna be floaters


JTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! Great now you are gonna have to throw down some steroid wanna be types to hold the bodies in.... cover em with shyt, people just think your are fertilizing LOL This dead bodies is getting outta hand LOLlaugh laugh

Jtevans's photo
Thu 12/20/07 02:12 AM
i think i'll gravel my whole yard,maybe that'll be enough wait to keep'em down



ahh crap,i think i see a nose sticking up.i guess they're already rising indifferent

yokoke's photo
Thu 12/20/07 02:15 AM

i think i'll gravel my whole yard,maybe that'll be enough wait to keep'em down



ahh crap,i think i see a nose sticking up.i guess they're already rising indifferent


Dear Gawd,
Please allow a whopping snowstorm on JT yard he needs it like real quick or else he will be concreting his back yard, the FBI, CSI and it will be a disgrace to JSH knowing we hid a "cereal" killer and didn't show him how to mend "fenses" properly.... in your name give Thanks.......drinker smokin flowerforyou laugh laugh laugh

Jtevans's photo
Thu 12/20/07 02:19 AM
can i add to that?



God,can you also send one hot chick with that order?preferably one that is blind so she can't see all the dirt piles?


Please and Thank You

yokoke's photo
Thu 12/20/07 08:02 AM

can i add to that?



God,can you also send one hot chick with that order?preferably one that is blind so she can't see all the dirt piles?


Please and Thank You


hot chick ....... JT you putzzzzz that is #8 on the list!!LOL you know what you will be blessed with.....a chick that peeps literally lollaugh laugh laugh

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