One day God appeared to Adam in the garden and asked " So Adam how have you and Eve been enjoying your stay in Eden?" and Adam replied
its a beautiful place God. and then God asked" so what have you and Eve been doing with your time in the garden?" and Adam replied. Ohhhh...
nothing much. Then God says you and Eve have been having sex havent you? Adam replies sheepishly yes.
God says speaking of Eve where is she?
Adam replies shes down by the river washing up.
and God goes" OH GREAT! now Ill never get that smell off the fish. =)

Bad........

Your'e cute.