dEAR DIARY......my 103 yr old patient died this morning.......and another lady who wasnt my patient died tonight....

bad girlfriend

my girlfriend's a di*k magnet,
my girlfriend's gotta have it,
she's hot,cant stop,up on stage doing shot's,
tip the man he'll ring the bell,
get her drunk she'll scream like hell,
ditry girl ,getting down,
dance with guy from otta town,
grab her ass, actin' tough,
mess with her she'll fu*k you up !
no, one really know's if she's ,
really stoned ,but she's coming,
back to my place tonight !


she like's to shake her ass,
she grind's it to the beat,
she like's to pull my hair ,
when i make her grind her teeth,
i like to strip her down,
she's naughty to the end,
you know what she is ,
no, doubt about it ,

she's a bad girlfriend

red thong, party's on,
love this song, sing along,
come together,
leave alone,
see you later ,back at home,
no one know's if she's drunk or is she stoned,
but she's coming back to my place tonight,
i say,

no one really know's just how,
far she going to go,
but im gonna find out later tonight,

chorus

donest take her longto make thing's right,
but does it make thing's right,
have the time of her life,
the time of her life,
(my girlfriend's a di*k magnet)
(my girlfriend's got to have it )

she a gold digger ,
now you firure out it's over,
pull the trigger,
futures finished, there it went,
saving's gone,
the money spent,

look around and i see, is no good,
bad and ugly,
man she's hot and fixed to be,
the future ex-miss connolly......

that song was brought to you by the letter q and the number 77 !

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Me too! That's why I don't watch her show!

welllllllllllll chevy..........did the bewbs and beers cure you from your high blood pressure and your impending kidney failure????


HAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I MISS B*TCHING AT A MAN!!!

But Im intrigued by cooking shows......they give me inspiration to open a can of pork n beans!!!

no, but it made me forget all my problems for awhile !

dear diary.......I have SMARTIES AND YOU DONT!!!

i got gold fish and you dont !

i would like to spin again pat !

YA WELL I HAVE AIRPLANE PRETZELS AND YOU DONT!!!

you got me there ! i wont get on a plane ....

Fear........will get you nowhere!!!

i need..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................sliced cheese for my grilled cheese sandwich !

well, no cheese !










































































so, im going to have mater soup !

where is every one ????

I need a cigarette!!!

Im all messed up with my times.......Im trying to get back to 2 hours back but I think I may still be 2 hours ahead?

just lite one !