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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 118
purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 10/27/08 08:00 PM Edited by purplecat on Mon 10/27/08 08:01 PM
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just had so much fun driving a telelmarketer crazy AND absolutly ***in blasting them to Korn the whole time even putting the phone right up to the speaker its an awesome tune Come Undone, but I dont think it was the telemarketers cup-o-tea LMFAO !!! I ignored the phone the first two times it rang but couldnt resist answering when they called a THIRD time jeez stupid **in telemarketers get what they get when they call here (some financial institute doin a survey I'm like "** off"

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 11:37 PM
dear diary......I think my cat shadow is stuck under the neighbour's house......I hear cat crying from there.....and they were working on something today under their house!!!! FFS!!!! Its too late to wake them up to open the side and get my cat out!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 11:39 PM
SOMEBODY CALL 911~~~~~~!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 10/27/08 11:43 PM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 11:46 PM
DONT JUST STAND THERE!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 11:47 PM
WHAT DO I DO????? I cant wake them up now......stupid cat sees an opening he isnt supposed to go into and he gets himself stuck!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 10/27/08 11:47 PM
well go let him out !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 11:52 PM
ok.......I just went to the side of the house and sure enough..........it was him!!! I thought for sure I would wake those guys up........ I GOT HIM OUT!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 11:52 PM Edited by Gypsy41 on Mon 10/27/08 11:56 PM
HE smells like a monkey's bum!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 10/27/08 11:54 PM
i dont know what monkey ass smell's like ????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 11:55 PM
now my hands smell like a monkey's bum too!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 11:56 PM
i dont know what monkey ass smell's like ???? Monkey bum smells alot like ostrich bum but worse!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 10/27/08 11:57 PM
ok, i will take your word for it !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 11:59 PM
Arent you a hunter chevy??? Havent you ever smelled their bums??? I wonder what deer bum smells like???

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Tue 10/28/08 12:02 AM
ok.......I just went to the side of the house and sure enough..........it was him!!! I thought for sure I would wake those guys up........ I GOT HIM OUT!!! did that i got him out mean me.......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 10/28/08 12:03 AM
ok.......I just went to the side of the house and sure enough..........it was him!!! I thought for sure I would wake those guys up........ I GOT HIM OUT!!! did that i got him out mean me....... Oh great!!! Youre under the neighbours house too???

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Tue 10/28/08 12:04 AM
yup

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Tue 10/28/08 12:05 AM
Arent you a hunter chevy??? Havent you ever smelled their bums??? I wonder what deer bum smells like??? i use to hunt , and deer bum is nasty ! it will make you puke if have never smelled it before !

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Tue 10/28/08 12:06 AM
sorry gpsy....ur my 2nd favorite so im gonna split and cause trouble some where else........hi everyone though........

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 10/28/08 12:06 AM
yup I couldnt hear the loud enough!!!