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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 118
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 12:34 PM
<-----me = right ----------> doctor = wrong

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Mon 10/27/08 12:34 PM
<---- sucks at backgammon

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Mon 10/27/08 12:35 PM
i HEARD that if you drink tequila it grows hair on your bum!! <-----turns around and checks herself out... H.H. Jazz. Harry hugh jazz. LOVE that joke Biker

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 12:35 PM
dear diary.....I went to mcdonalds last night and got biker something to add to his "collection"

Hajimemashite Joined Thu 08/28/08 Posts: 4031	Mon 10/27/08 12:35 PM
<-----me = right ----------> doctor = wrong

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 12:36 PM
i HEARD that if you drink tequila it grows hair on your bum!! <-----turns around and checks herself out... H.H. Jazz. Harry hugh jazz. LOVE that joke Biker ya well I dont have a HAIRY HUGE AZZZZZZ!!

Hajimemashite Joined Thu 08/28/08 Posts: 4031	Mon 10/27/08 12:36 PM
dear diary.....I went to mcdonalds last night and got biker something to add to his "collection"

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 12:37 PM


longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 10/27/08 12:38 PM
They have this huge state of the art power plant. They built an ethanol plant next door. So they bring corn into the ethanol plant. They put it in big stills and make alcohol. Then they take the mash out of the stills and dry it out and send the mash over to the power company which burns it with clean coal. The air is filtered through water. What is left is slagsand. Carbonized sand that's black as coal and fine and gritty like volcanic pumice. I bring it to a company that mixes it with other silicas and then sells it in bulk to roofing companies and roofing shingle manufacturers....slagsand.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/27/08 12:39 PM
<----takes yogurt into the shower

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 10/27/08 12:41 PM
a rental car is the only true , all terrain veichle ! ...pay the extra insurance! Become james bond with a license to kill.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 10/27/08 12:43 PM
a rental car is the only true , all terrain veichle ! ...yeah I love to pay the extra insurance and wind her up to 85 and throw her in reverse. Why? Because ITS A RENTAL!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Mon 10/27/08 12:45 PM
a rental car is the only true , all terrain veichle ! ...yeah I love to pay the extra insurance and wind her up to 85 and throw her in reverse. Why? Because ITS A RENTAL! The big scam here is Airport Limo's rent Lincolns from Rental company THEN switch the motors and trany's from their Taxi's .. can you say WHOOPS ??

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 10/27/08 12:47 PM
Rear end a cop. Its a rental!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 10/27/08 12:48 PM
Mailboxes are no match for a rental!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 10/27/08 12:49 PM
you ARE SHATTIN' ME!!!! dd, i just got back from new mexico......i looked all over for gypsy...but i couldn't find her.....WTF??? You were supposed to go to the Old Mexico!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 10/27/08 12:56 PM
Drive off with the nozzle in the tank at the gas station. Its a rental!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 10/27/08 12:57 PM
doesn't slow down for railroad tracks......it's a rental

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 10/27/08 01:09 PM
sped through the toll booth, without paying, in Houston tx......it's a rental

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 10/27/08 01:10 PM
Or the best rental story. 20 years ago a bunch of my freinds rented a full size van. They paid the extra insurance. Then they crawled underneath it and disconnected the odometer cable so they wouldn't have to pay for extra daily mileage. Then they spent the whole summer partying their asses off stoned and drunk following the greatful dead around. Shouldve seen that car rental guys face when they brought that van back totalled. Both sides sideswiped. Front and back smashed. Interior a disaster area. Windshield inside covered in puke. Tidy whiteys full of diarrhea in the back. Fast food wrappers, booze, and beer bottles ankle deep. 4 bald tires but only 108 miles on the odometer. Reality? 60,000 miles. 17 dead concerts. 10 other assorted concerts. 110 days out. 4112 beers. Coast to coast to coast. That rental guy screamed like a girl. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!