Now that Bad's out of circulation........

Who gets the Toys????

{{{{merle}}}}


How are ya love??

Hows MR bad_girl???

ME

Congrats!!!!! Best of wishes to both of ya!!!!

Ya'll have fun now...ya here???

Hi darling.......I have some more boxes to fill with toys...for all the good girls of mingle

When can I be expecting mine darling???

I second that!
sounds like fun

I second that!
sounds like fun

I was cleaning out e-mail and came across this e-mail from Merle (bad_girl) Which of course made me laugh all over again pee my pants and hold off major belly laughs....

I said to myself, "Self this worth sharing with the masses." So I am





Standing in the line at the airport, removing my shoes and waiting for my carry-on bag to go through the x-ray machine thingy, I hear “ADDITIONAL BAG CHECK”. As I put my head in my hands, I can feel my face getting hot, and I am thinking OMG, not me, please not me.

My bag stopped and the screeners looked at my bag through the screen. As the bag comes down the belt, a little foreign girl says, “Is this bag yours?” I said yes as she starts taking EVERYTHING out of the bag. Oh no, I am thinking to myself. As I stand there, the girl removes my “TOYS”, one-by-one and with everything she takes out, I can feel my face getting hotter and hotter (inside the bag were shall we say, toys for adult playtime, not kids).

I am standing there, fidgeting and I look up at this very handsome, distinguished gentleman standing there. He looks at me (now keep in mind, I have my nose pierced, short spiky hair, tattoos and my belly button pierced), looks down at the “TOYS” on the table, looks back at me again and then the “TOYS”. I looked up at him and I said with my hands in the air, “WHAT?” He looked back at me and said, “I want to go where you are going this weekend”. I could feel my face get red as a beet and could see him smirking out of the corner of my eye.

As I re-packed a bag that has already been packed once, I am thinking to myself, this stuff is staying at Tom’s house, I will not carry is cross country again.

So for all you worldly travelers, a word to the wise……………………………….......................


If you want to play, put the TOYS” in your checked baggage, not in you carry on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








Any hysterical airport stories or may a mile high club story please share!!!!!!!!

AMEN to that sista!!!!

Me and Lisa want our "toy boxes"

Ahh hell make that me Judy and Lisa...

Come on... we're waiting.. Could you possibly over night those????

Send them to Missy .. I'll go visit her and pick up my set

Look this is the last time!!!

--- WILL YOU MARRY ME????---

Send them to Missy .. I'll go visit her and pick up my set

That sounds ahhh fun!!

That sounds ahhh fun!!