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So.....you're "free", huh? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............what to do? what to do? you got that right .. I'm as confused as the rest of you  
hmmmm are you suggesting THAT?????????????? 
 
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What are the bids up to on you Judy??
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What are the bids up to on you Judy?? LOL ... I have no idea - a lot of apps but no cigars 
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What are the bids up to on you Judy?? LOL ... I have no idea - a lot of apps but no cigars
I've still got a date with you at Ruth Chris if you ever get out here. 
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Hahaha! I love this part of the application....
Like to spoil your women?: Yes or No. Now, maybe I am wrong here, but I don't see Miss Fade as being the kind of woman who wants to share her man. I mean, you do say "Women", and this can lead to the interpretation that the guy could have a few women he is seeing. But hey, if he spoils them, then great.....right??? 
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Hahaha! I love this part of the application.... Like to spoil your women?: Yes or No. Now, maybe I am wrong here, but I don't see Miss Fade as being the kind of woman who wants to share her man. I mean, you do say "Women", and this can lead to the interpretation that the guy could have a few women he is seeing. But hey, if he spoils them, then great.....right???
Ya you sure called that one babe .. I failed sharing in Kindergarten 
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What are the bids up to on you Judy?? LOL ... I have no idea - a lot of apps but no cigars
I've still got a date with you at Ruth Chris if you ever get out here.
With my daughter's wedding in dec it's gonna be a long time comin hon ... you could always come visit colorado |
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Hahaha! I love this part of the application.... Like to spoil your women?: Yes or No. Now, maybe I am wrong here, but I don't see Miss Fade as being the kind of woman who wants to share her man. I mean, you do say "Women", and this can lead to the interpretation that the guy could have a few women he is seeing. But hey, if he spoils them, then great.....right???
Ya you sure called that one babe .. I failed sharing in Kindergarten
I failed nap time.
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I fail nothing
Oh wait I was held back in kindergarten because hands were so small could not hold pencil....is that a failure...
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Edited by
feralcatlady
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Fri 10/24/08 11:51 AM
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Hahaha! I love this part of the application.... Like to spoil your women?: Yes or No. Now, maybe I am wrong here, but I don't see Miss Fade as being the kind of woman who wants to share her man. I mean, you do say "Women", and this can lead to the interpretation that the guy could have a few women he is seeing. But hey, if he spoils them, then great.....right???
This is even the more funny part....My chica doesn't like all the presents and blah blah....she just wants a man that will be there.....She loves loves loves communication that is the key to this woman's heart men....So take notes. She is not at all materialistic........just honest open communication. <------ok running now.... might give a few more insights....so be paying attention all you men out there..... and if anyone sees pete.....tell him to come to mamma......
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Hahaha! I love this part of the application.... Like to spoil your women?: Yes or No. Now, maybe I am wrong here, but I don't see Miss Fade as being the kind of woman who wants to share her man. I mean, you do say "Women", and this can lead to the interpretation that the guy could have a few women he is seeing. But hey, if he spoils them, then great.....right???
This is even the more funny part....My chica doesn't like all the presents and blah blah....she just wants a man that will be there.....She loves loves loves communication that is the key to this woman's heart men....So take notes. She is not at all materialistic........just honest open communication. <------ok running now.... might give a few more insights....so be paying attention all you men out there..... and if anyone sees pete.....tell him to come to mamma......
you got it girlfriend ..
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Holds collar with both hands......yea I pay attention when my chica talks.
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I would just like to know where all the hunky men are.....
Come Come Fill out an application and win the greatest prize.....gigglesnort. |
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I would just like to know where all the hunky men are..... Come Come Fill out an application and win the greatest prize.....gigglesnort. Word got out .. I'm a snob. 
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26 looks like i just made the cut, 
this is a dating application
Personal Information Name? Email address? Birthdate? (mm/dd/yyyy) Gender? Female Birthplace/Hometown? Current Address: 1234 Any Street Anytown, AS 00000 Professional Information Occupation? Years at current job? Educational Information Are you currently going to school? Yes No If yes, name of school: Level of school completed? Kindergarten Elementary Junior High High School High School Equivalency (GED) Some College Associate/2 Year Degree Bachelors Degree Masters Degree Doctorate Truck Driving School Sally Struther's Learn At Home McUniversity Field of study: Qualification Questions How many states are there in the United States of America? Did you include Puerto Rico? Yes No Remind me to ask you why you're even asking this question! Did you include Cuba? Yes No OK, now you're scaring me! Did you include Botswana? Yes No While it doesn't belong, it is an interesting place! Is "funner" a word? Yes If yes, please use it in a sentence: No Why do you want to apply? I find you very attractive You seem interesting You're funny, even though looks aren't everything I've evaluated many possibilities and you seem to have the best genetic makeup I've heard you're good in the sack I'm a masochist Other, please explain: What I find most attractive is: Your HOT body Your BIG brain Your BIG, um, shoes! Your perpetual state of happiness and optimism Your self-confidence Your sense of humor Your tongue Your personal hygiene Nothing, really, just looking for someone I can use and then throw away like used dishwater Other, please explain: How soon would you like to go out? Today Tonight Tomorrow This weekend, I can't go out on schoolnights How 'bout we just stay in *wink* When it works with MY schedule Never, how's that suit ya? Other, please explain: How intelligent are you? I can breathe I voted for Nader I'm average I'm above average for my grade level I'm a genius I'm fluent in Esperanto AND Latin I can beat you at Trivial Pursuit I can beat you up I've got big boobs Other, please explain: How emotionally healthy are you? I just want to be loved I'm emotionally stable The voices tell me I'm just fine I stopped wetting my bed a few months ago I'm looney The medication is working It isn't paranoia if they really are out to get you! I've got big boobs Other, please explain: How do you rate your physical appearance? I'm ugly I'm average I'm cute I'm hot I'm a BBW I'll turn you to stone when you look into my eyes Beyond your reach I've got big boobs Other, please explain: What should we do on our first date? Lunch Dinner Breakfast (well, that's really towards the end of our first date) Movie Shopping Rent movies Rent a room People-watch at the airport, the mall, county jail Concert Concerto, I'm cultured! Get drunk As if I'd go out with you after reading the preceding list of ideas Other, please explain: What's your favorite cuisine? American (burgers, fries and a coke) Italian Mexican/Southwestern Steak & Chops Asian Vegan Chick-fil-a Krispy Kremes Seafood Jarrod's my hero ABC Gum Anywhere I can drink Other, please explain: Survey Questions What led you to this application? Yahoo Friend You did, silly! Stumbled upon it by accident Avoiding real work I was bored I was forced against my will by a bunch of ninjas I was forced against my will by a bunch of ninjas trained in the "Hamster Style" of Kung-Fu Dubz .. I'm honored. To think you took all this time to create this app .. OH WAIT! You didn't fill it in?  
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and to think you told me i was VIP
and i didn't need to fill out an application, 
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and to think you told me i was VIP and i didn't need to fill out an application,
' Well doll I am in charge and yes you do have to fill out an application. gigglesnort |
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and to think you told me i was VIP and i didn't need to fill out an application,
' Well doll I am in charge and yes you do have to fill out an application. gigglesnort |
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Yes i did, it's in invisible ink!
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