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Sam's up for sale .. he's yours for $5 
I was just $5.99. Did I get put on clearance? 5.99 do I hear 6.00 6.00 cmon ladies $10! 
I'm up to $10.YES. 
10.00 for the beach.....cmon do I hear 15.00 cmon cmon 15.00 do I hear 15.00 |
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I can cook,clean,sew,do laundry,iron clothes,take out the trash, and do lawn work. I'm also good with carpentry,electrical work, and plumbing.
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Sam's up for sale .. he's yours for $5
I was just $5.99. Did I get put on clearance? 5.99 do I hear 6.00 6.00 cmon ladies $10!
I'm up to $10.YES.
10.00 for the beach.....cmon do I hear 15.00 cmon cmon 15.00 do I hear 15.00 I dont have that much.. might have to get job number 4 to afford a man... 
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awwwwww missy I will give him to you for free.....but are you sure you want him....gigglesnort.....
Sam's up for sale .. he's yours for $5
I was just $5.99. Did I get put on clearance? 5.99 do I hear 6.00 6.00 cmon ladies $10!
I'm up to $10.YES.
10.00 for the beach.....cmon do I hear 15.00 cmon cmon 15.00 do I hear 15.00 I dont have that much.. might have to get job number 4 to afford a man...
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awwwwww missy I will give him to you for free.....but are you sure you want him....gigglesnort..... Sam's up for sale .. he's yours for $5
I was just $5.99. Did I get put on clearance? 5.99 do I hear 6.00 6.00 cmon ladies $10!
I'm up to $10.YES.
10.00 for the beach.....cmon do I hear 15.00 cmon cmon 15.00 do I hear 15.00 I dont have that much.. might have to get job number 4 to afford a man...
I said I couldnt afford him and would have to get job number 4 to afford A MAN...NOT THAT MAN ...lol |
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Looks like I win! Who do I send my check to?
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Edited by
MyrtleBeachDude
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Thu 10/23/08 07:15 AM
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Name: Danny
Age: Like wine Working: yes or no Yes if stealing hubcaps count. Like to spoil your women: yes or no Hell no! OOps I thought it said SOIL  Of course I will spoil her.
Like an Independent woman: yes or no . It doesn't matter. I don't care if you have your green card or not And anything else you can say about yourself that would make Fade2Black want to get to know you. I have a set of Beemer hubcaps I would let go for a really good price. |
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Oh Boy! Hi doll......you so need to fill out an application..... Only is their is one in "Goofspeak". |
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ahhhhh ha......hi babycakes....
Oh Boy! Hi doll......you so need to fill out an application..... Only is their is one in "Goofspeak". |
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Where do i fax this application,
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ahhhhh just do it here....or mail c/o of feralcatlady on mingle mail...lol
But prefer here... |
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Name: Aaron B Age:23 Working: yes Like to spoil your women: yes Like an Independent woman: yes And anything else you can say about yourself that would make Fade2Black want to get to know you. veteran. ummmm i liek video games, but like sex more. want ot settle down. love cuddling and watching movies even thgouh i cant shut up through them. i WILL make you watch the history channel and other tv stations like that. lol. thats about it for now i guess. bye for now! :D edit: cherbear too? my lucky day! i wan both these ladies if possible feral, ok? Okay will reconsider since you're a soldier .. heck military is HAWT
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OH COME ON,IM ONLY MISSING THE CUT OFF BY 8 YEARS.... 
 Sorry we missed this one .. we might consider taking an app .. rules are meant to have exceptions
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I can cook,clean,sew,do laundry,iron clothes,take out the trash, and do lawn work. I'm also good with carpentry,electrical work, and plumbing. Ok we're done with selling Sam .. it's taking too much room in the thread
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Name: Danny Age: Like wine Working: yes or no Yes if stealing hubcaps count. Like to spoil your women: yes or no Hell no! OOps I thought it said SOIL Of course I will spoil her.
Like an Independent woman: yes or no . It doesn't matter. I don't care if you have your green card or not And anything else you can say about yourself that would make Fade2Black want to get to know you. I have a set of Beemer hubcaps I would let go for a really good price. uhhhhh i really appreciate that Myrtle cepting my Bimmer already HAS really sweeeeet hubcaps .. would this be like a backup plan 
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Where do i fax this application,
You don't need to apply .. just buy me on you-know-where & keep the change .. lol
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Oh Boy! Hi doll......you so need to fill out an application..... Only is their is one in "Goofspeak". hmmmmmmm is that what we were 'speaking' the other day? 
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26 looks like i just made the cut,
this is a dating application
Personal Information Name? Email address? Birthdate? (mm/dd/yyyy) Gender? Female Birthplace/Hometown? Current Address: 1234 Any Street Anytown, AS 00000 Professional Information Occupation? Years at current job? Educational Information Are you currently going to school? Yes No If yes, name of school: Level of school completed? Kindergarten Elementary Junior High High School High School Equivalency (GED) Some College Associate/2 Year Degree Bachelors Degree Masters Degree Doctorate Truck Driving School Sally Struther's Learn At Home McUniversity Field of study: Qualification Questions How many states are there in the United States of America? Did you include Puerto Rico? Yes No Remind me to ask you why you're even asking this question! Did you include Cuba? Yes No OK, now you're scaring me! Did you include Botswana? Yes No While it doesn't belong, it is an interesting place! Is "funner" a word? Yes If yes, please use it in a sentence: No Why do you want to apply? I find you very attractive You seem interesting You're funny, even though looks aren't everything I've evaluated many possibilities and you seem to have the best genetic makeup I've heard you're good in the sack I'm a masochist Other, please explain: What I find most attractive is: Your HOT body Your BIG brain Your BIG, um, shoes! Your perpetual state of happiness and optimism Your self-confidence Your sense of humor Your tongue Your personal hygiene Nothing, really, just looking for someone I can use and then throw away like used dishwater Other, please explain: How soon would you like to go out? Today Tonight Tomorrow This weekend, I can't go out on schoolnights How 'bout we just stay in *wink* When it works with MY schedule Never, how's that suit ya? Other, please explain: How intelligent are you? I can breathe I voted for Nader I'm average I'm above average for my grade level I'm a genius I'm fluent in Esperanto AND Latin I can beat you at Trivial Pursuit I can beat you up I've got big boobs Other, please explain: How emotionally healthy are you? I just want to be loved I'm emotionally stable The voices tell me I'm just fine I stopped wetting my bed a few months ago I'm looney The medication is working It isn't paranoia if they really are out to get you! I've got big boobs Other, please explain: How do you rate your physical appearance? I'm ugly I'm average I'm cute I'm hot I'm a BBW I'll turn you to stone when you look into my eyes Beyond your reach I've got big boobs Other, please explain: What should we do on our first date? Lunch Dinner Breakfast (well, that's really towards the end of our first date) Movie Shopping Rent movies Rent a room People-watch at the airport, the mall, county jail Concert Concerto, I'm cultured! Get drunk As if I'd go out with you after reading the preceding list of ideas Other, please explain: What's your favorite cuisine? American (burgers, fries and a coke) Italian Mexican/Southwestern Steak & Chops Asian Vegan Chick-fil-a Krispy Kremes Seafood Jarrod's my hero ABC Gum Anywhere I can drink Other, please explain: Survey Questions What led you to this application? Yahoo Friend You did, silly! Stumbled upon it by accident Avoiding real work I was bored I was forced against my will by a bunch of ninjas I was forced against my will by a bunch of ninjas trained in the "Hamster Style" of Kung-Fu |
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you might be overqualified..... This is a plus |
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Backbeat, the word on the street that the fire in your heart is out,
Im sure you heard it all before But you never really had a doubt, |
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