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Topic: WELL NOW IVE MET THE BIGGEST JERK EVER!!!!!!!!!!
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/22/08 12:16 AM
Haven't had a murder in my county since 1973. Lowest insurance rates. Everyones freindly.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Wed 10/22/08 12:17 AM
Haven't had a murder in my county since 1973. Lowest insurance rates. Everyones freindly. Just wait till Obama or McCain get ahold of that place!

Testosticross Joined Tue 10/21/08 Posts: 52	Wed 10/22/08 12:19 AM
She went to sleep..I'll bet that biker dude uses the helmet trick all of the time. It gives him an 'out' if he doesn't like you..it also gives him a sense of 'power', in his 'powerless' life. The dude probably lives with his mommy! I could never figure out why chicks dig 'cookie cutter' biker dudes. I'm talking about the 'Jesse J.', or 'Fonda' types. The dudes with a baby face and a sock strategically placed in their levis..most women don't even know that poser bikers put socks in their levis to look like they're 'packin'..some women think like some guys..'from the waist down'..Meanwhile, good 'ol boys like me sit on the front porch pickin', writin' songs about 'em. "I'm an ol' hound dog..tell what I'm gonna do..I'm gonna forget your helmet..and drive away w/o you..

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Wed 10/22/08 12:20 AM
Muuuuuuuuaaaaahhhhhh!!!! I love you guys so much!!! back at ya hun.

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Wed 10/22/08 12:21 AM
Haven't had a murder in my county since 1973. Lowest insurance rates. Everyones freindly. possible place to move to.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/22/08 05:55 AM
I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. Its where my family is originated. Most of my family clan died or moved away. I moved back. And so have many other relatives in the last 10 years. Its a nice tight knit community. Its quiet and peaceful. Its not for everyone. But its for me.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/22/08 06:00 AM
I live right on a beautiful river. Rent out a hundred year old building for 200 a month. I completely renovated and insulated out of my own pocket. My energy bill averages 25-30 a month year round. I can go bass and walleye and muskie fishing in my back yard. Its bachelorland.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Wed 10/22/08 06:05 AM
CHECK THIS CHIT OUT!!! I had a date tonite... he shows up on his Harley.. hes surprised because I dont have my own helmet... so he says, "Let me go back to my place and get you one. Ill be right back!!!". He leaves... than this f_cking azzbite calls me on the phone and says he cant date a chick that doesnt have her own helmet... so the dates off!!!!!! OHHHHHHH WOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! SHOULD I GO SLIT MY WRISTS NOW???? LOL.......NOT!!!!! Mannnnnnn!!! This dating chit is really starting to suck!!!!!!! NEXTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/22/08 06:09 AM
In bachelorland I got everything. Over Abundance of wild game. In a T zone you can harvest up to 20 deer. You get 2 Wild turkeys a year. There's a big name dragstrip 15 miles north of me. There's a new beautifully renovated gun range 6 miles west of me. There's a new accredited AMA motocross track 9 miles west of me. There's a nice lake 15 miles south of me that is 100 miles to ride around on my bikes. Three large cities within 60 miles of me. Some people call the area GODS country. I call it home.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/22/08 06:18 AM
The only thing missing in bachelorland is available singles. The divorce rate is in single digit percentages. The child support collection rate in my county is 99%. People still get married and stay married. The singles in my area are usually single for a reason. They are crazy and reckless. They are related to the singles (I'm not marrying my cousin- sorry) or they are very elderly and widowed. So I have the best of everything but noone to share it with. And I'm quite accepting of it.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 10/22/08 08:16 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Wed 10/22/08 08:25 AM
GEEZ LONGHAIR...IM SOLD, IM PACKED, AND IM READY... WHEN IN THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA BE HERE TO GET ME??????? I cook excellent..usually wearing very little but stillettos.. Im extremely clean... I work like a beast... chop wood..no problem shovel snow...got that whatever...im down!!! Im sure you already know im a sexual dynamo...from my posts!!! I have boundless energy. Im nice... Im pretty... I have a killer body... I worshipp my man... I mind VERY WELL... I give UNBELIEVABLE massages...full body... I know how to ride motorcylcles very well... Im very respectful... Im dont eat alot... Take up very little space... Travel well... Come with NO DRAMA... Come with NO BAGGAGE... Will have you laughing for hours... Should I go on???? Theres so much more!!!! AND ITS ALL GOOD!!! What more could you possibly ask for??? Take me!!! IM YOURS!!! lol.