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| Topic: WELL NOW IVE MET THE BIGGEST JERK EVER!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Well he could have stayed right there to your face and called you a crazy b*tch....which is worse?
Leaving and making up a lame excuse, or staying and being nasty to your face? I'll take the lame excuse personally. |
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berta i've seen you rock out on your web cam...you really should invest in a helmet
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As A man I have to say that is just stupid!!!! A women who doesn't have a helmet???? That guy has lost his mind!!!!! I alway's have a extra helmet with me..... His loss!!!!!!!
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I have 12 helmets- all sizes. I have 7 different size leather jackets. I have 17 different styles and sizes of gloves. I have 56 pairs of exotic boots. I have assorted bandanas, lavaliers, warm neck ****ies, rain gear, windbreakers, head scarves, thermal socks, and I wear panoptyx eyewear exclusively and have 8 pairs. When you biker date my ass we have a predate (call it foreplay) and I suit you up for safety and comfortability so when I show up you're ready to go for anything. Ask gypsy. She flew in from the arctic circle to sturgis. I sized her and mailed out everything ahead of time to sturgis. She lacked nothing. We had a great time. I don't f*ck around ever when it comes to riding. I'm mr f*cking prepared. That guy was a dink. Plain and simple. His dumbass loss. I'd be honored to have a hot mature sicilian rocker on the back of any of my bikes.
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What a moron..are you sure he's not from Shasta County? you deserve better..we all deserve better than that sh*t
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Alright ladies. We're bashin the weeeeener. Not each other.
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I have 12 helmets- all sizes. I have 7 different size leather jackets. I have 17 different styles and sizes of gloves. I have 56 pairs of exotic boots. I have assorted bandanas, lavaliers, warm neck ****ies, rain gear, windbreakers, head scarves, thermal socks, and I wear panoptyx eyewear exclusively and have 8 pairs. When you biker date my ass we have a predate (call it foreplay) and I suit you up for safety and comfortability so when I show up you're ready to go for anything. Ask gypsy. She flew in from the arctic circle to sturgis. I sized her and mailed out everything ahead of time to sturgis. She lacked nothing. We had a great time. I don't f*ck around ever when it comes to riding. I'm mr f*cking prepared. That guy was a dink. Plain and simple. His dumbass loss. I'd be honored to have a hot mature sicilian rocker on the back of any of my bikes. 
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CHECK THIS CHIT OUT!!! I had a date tonite... he shows up on his Harley.. hes surprised because I dont have my own helmet... so he says, "Let me go back to my place and get you one. Ill be right back!!!". He leaves... than this f_cking azzbite calls me on the phone and says he cant date a chick that doesnt have her own helmet... so the dates off!!!!!! OHHHHHHH WOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! SHOULD I GO SLIT MY WRISTS NOW???? LOL.......NOT!!!!! Mannnnnnn!!! This dating chit is really starting to suck!!!!!!! NEXTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! 
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One and Done.
Aren't you glad you didn't waste any time on this guy?????? |
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In five years when you cringe as you hear his harley coming down the street from three quarter's of a mile away, you'll be wishing he left you.
He did you a favor. |
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I have 12 helmets- all sizes. I have 7 different size leather jackets. I have 17 different styles and sizes of gloves. I have 56 pairs of exotic boots. I have assorted bandanas, lavaliers, warm neck ****ies, rain gear, windbreakers, head scarves, thermal socks, and I wear panoptyx eyewear exclusively and have 8 pairs. When you biker date my ass we have a predate (call it foreplay) and I suit you up for safety and comfortability so when I show up you're ready to go for anything. Ask gypsy. She flew in from the arctic circle to sturgis. I sized her and mailed out everything ahead of time to sturgis. She lacked nothing. We had a great time. I don't f*ck around ever when it comes to riding. I'm mr f*cking prepared. That guy was a dink. Plain and simple. His dumbass loss. I'd be honored to have a hot mature sicilian rocker on the back of any of my bikes. |
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As A man I have to say that is just stupid!!!! A women who doesn't have a helmet???? That guy has lost his mind!!!!! I alway's have a extra helmet with me..... His loss!!!!!!! OMG are those real? 
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I'd like to take this time to thank all my sponsors that have given me so many freebies and helped me with my AMA racing career and road adventures. Thank you to the AMA (american motorcyclist assn), ASBA (american sport bike assn), AHDRA (all harley drag racing assn),buell motorcycles, buell riders adventure group, erik buell, harley davidson, willie G and nancy and jean davidson, docs harley davidson, hals harley davidson, vanson leathers, dunlop tires, carhart, smith and wesson, shoei helmets, NGK, mobil 1, powermadd, icon, and anyone I've missed. I love you all.
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Longhairbiker....I wish you WOULD come and get me...I could sooooo use a real man in my life!!!!
You sir, are georgous, sexy, classy, and so manly!!!!! And need I even mention the beautiful hair, that we all know, makes me soooo wet!!!! I would absolutely kill for 5 minutes with you!!!!!!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!!!! YOU SO ROCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! |
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When I decide to take passengers they are my number one priority. Their safety is my utmost concern. Motorcycles are dangerous moving blind spots. I want my passengers to have the greatest experience they have ever had. Anyone that rides with myself and my group is treated like a princess. From casual let's go for a ride riders to the underpriveledged children groups we host rides to. For some of us riding is not a lifestile choice or egocentric penis extention. We really live to ride.
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When I decide to take passengers they are my number one priority. Their safety is my utmost concern. Motorcycles are dangerous moving blind spots. I want my passengers to have the greatest experience they have ever had. Anyone that rides with myself and my group is treated like a princess. From casual let's go for a ride riders to the underpriveledged children groups we host rides to. For some of us riding is not a lifestile choice or egocentric penis extention. We really live to ride. mmmmmmmmmmm...treated like a princess by longhairbiker... thats gonna be my fantasy from now on!! And right now, im on my way to bed, and im gonna dream about it tonite!!! Thanks babe, for my sweetest dreams ever...all about you. |
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Thank you roberta. You are classy, witty, smart, talented, tasteful, kind. You too have a lot of qualities that turn me on. Your smile, your eyes, the way your body moves, your expression, your energy. Your blood passion. Yeah the bohemian and the sicilian. I can dig it. Oh the food we would cook in that kitchen.
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Thank you roberta. You are classy, witty, smart, talented, tasteful, kind. You too have a lot of qualities that turn me on. Your smile, your eyes, the way your body moves, your expression, your energy. Your blood passion. Yeah the bohemian and the sicilian. I can dig it. Oh the food we would cook in that kitchen. Oh yeah, me wearing only an apron and my stillettos!!!! And what a wonderful serving platter you would make for my dinner!!! I would just pour spaghetti sauce all over you and devour you!!!! Im sure you could supply the meatballs!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...yummy!!! |
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Grab my les paul, plug in my marshall slash head jcm 900s stacks and piss off the neighbors! Guitar hero is for people who don't know how to play guitar. Lazy people with no talent. Boooooo. Oh and I can sew too you videogamers. And tear apart a big block chevy or mopar and make it faster. I can cook, do laundry, wash dishes. And I'm potty trained. I can kill, gut, and clean animals, and eat them, and do. I can read and write. I don't own a tv. I love life. Its worth living.
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