MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!

I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed

Then I go to see John .

Then Charlie Horse comes along & when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.

When he leaves,
Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn 't like to stay in one place very long,
so he takes me from joint to joint .

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed With Ben Gay.
What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper ...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and 'Count your blessings!!!!!!!'