Topic: was Joseph the first father
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Wed 10/15/08 09:16 PM
to ever yell
Jesus Christ get in this house
right now

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Wed 10/15/08 09:18 PM

to ever yell
Jesus Christ get in this house
right now
:laughing:

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Wed 10/15/08 09:20 PM
I thought it was Adamlaugh

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Wed 10/15/08 09:31 PM
no but he probably was the first carpenter to yell his name when he hit his thumb with a hammer.

it's funny though his name wasn't jesus christ, it was yeshua ben yoseph, the christ came later.

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Wed 10/15/08 10:11 PM

no but he probably was the first carpenter to yell his name when he hit his thumb with a hammer.

it's funny though his name wasn't jesus christ, it was yeshua ben yoseph, the christ came later.


yeshua ben yoseph is literally translated into yeshua, the son of yoseph.

This is also used in the islamic world. Usama bin Laden

Usama, the son of Laden.

So by calling Usama bin Laden, bin Laden, you are actually giving his father a hard time, not him ... (not that his father hasnt got a lot to answer for)

Also you try hitting your thumb with a hammer and yelling "yeshua ben yoseph"
Doesnt do it for me, Im afraid!

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Wed 10/15/08 10:46 PM


no but he probably was the first carpenter to yell his name when he hit his thumb with a hammer.

it's funny though his name wasn't jesus christ, it was yeshua ben yoseph, the christ came later.


yeshua ben yoseph is literally translated into yeshua, the son of yoseph.

This is also used in the islamic world. Usama bin Laden

Usama, the son of Laden.

So by calling Usama bin Laden, bin Laden, you are actually giving his father a hard time, not him ... (not that his father hasnt got a lot to answer for)

Also you try hitting your thumb with a hammer and yelling "yeshua ben yoseph"
Doesnt do it for me, Im afraid!


laugh laugh good one mr. B, i find it funny also that every one uses god or jesus' name but never mohameds or any other religious personages - bhudda, krishna, confucious, thor, etc. i wonder why that is?

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Thu 10/16/08 09:04 AM

no but he probably was the first carpenter to yell his name when he hit his thumb with a hammer.

it's funny though his name wasn't jesus christ, it was yeshua ben yoseph, the christ came later.


I have heard different opinions on what the real name of the character "Jesus" was. None of them can have any validity because Jesus was a fiction character.

So where in the New Testament does it reveal the real name of Jesus? The New Testament is a fictional account of Jesus and I have not seen anywhere within this fictional account that states Jesus "real name." How can a fictional character even have a real name?

There is no real proof or believable evidence that the New Testament was anything but a fiction or that it was written by Mathew, Mark or Luke or men inspired by God.

There is no proof or evidence that Jesus was a real man either.

jb




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Thu 10/16/08 09:17 AM


no but he probably was the first carpenter to yell his name when he hit his thumb with a hammer.

it's funny though his name wasn't jesus christ, it was yeshua ben yoseph, the christ came later.


I have heard different opinions on what the real name of the character "Jesus" was. None of them can have any validity because Jesus was a fiction character.

So where in the New Testament does it reveal the real name of Jesus? The New Testament is a fictional account of Jesus and I have not seen anywhere within this fictional account that states Jesus "real name." How can a fictional character even have a real name?

There is no real proof or believable evidence that the New Testament was anything but a fiction or that it was written by Mathew, Mark or Luke or men inspired by God.

There is no proof or evidence that Jesus was a real man either.

jb






leave it to you to bring a serious note to joke thread - laugh

do you know Rett Butler?
do you know superman/clark kent?

do you know james bond or Indiana jones?



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Thu 10/16/08 09:32 AM
Edited by smiless on Thu 10/16/08 09:35 AM
It was Betty Boop calling him Jesus Christ take the trash outlaugh laugh