The Three Bears


A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning...

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table.
He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my
porridge?' he squeaks.


Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He
looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my
porridge?!?' he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen
and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through
this with you idiots?

It was Mummy Bear who got up first.

It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.

It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.

It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from
last night and put everything away.

It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen.

It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants.

It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.

'It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.

'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses
downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen
carefully, because I'm only going to say this once....


'I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!

Hey since you got up so early, wheres the bacon too????

SUPPOSE YOU WANT THE EGGS, TOAST AND FRIED POTATOES TOO!!


WHAT WILL YOU GIVE IN RETURN

didn't you get it last night

What ever Mama Bear Wants!!!!!

how about some flowers? i'll be right back gotta run to the graveyard, they have the best prices on flowers there......jk