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Besides a long grueling day in the Gulag I call work it was a long hard day ending with electroshock therapy.
My therapist said I still needed treatment to get past my deep seated anxiety. I had a terrible feeling that my therapist was some sort of sadistic pervert with a thing for electricity. Either that or he wanted to keep the local salon in business because my once straight hair has been standing on end lately making me look like I have an Afro. I came home to a messy house. The answering machine was full of messages I did not want to hear. All those ads promising to enlarge my penis on the internet really got me in a bad mood. Damn if any of my email made any sense or meant anything at all. The neighbors were yelling at each other next door but the TV flying out the window just left me shaking my head. it was flapping its wings furiously trying to escape but gravity would not let it. Then I seen it poking out from under the couch. I barely caught a glimpse of it out of the corner of my eye. A thin grin of anticipation crossed my lips. I reached down with trepidation not knowing I was indeed about to savor something I forgot I had. I put the rolled twig of love to my lips and realized I didn't have a lighter. I left it at the therapist's office. DAMN! If I go back I will surely get more of his cruel electrocutions. What do I do? That therapist really scares me... 
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ah well met lady vanessa  i am martin   ooohhh...Martin...thank you soo much  very nice to meet you  oh i wish i could do that with the graphics  you are so cute and so courteous you must have some awesome parents  cause you are so mellow and polite  & some young men are so wild & unruly |
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Besides a long grueling day in the Gulag I call work it was a long hard day ending with electroshock therapy. My therapist said I still needed treatment to get past my deep seated anxiety. I had a terrible feeling that my therapist was some sort of sadistic pervert with a thing for electricity. Either that or he wanted to keep the local salon in business because my once straight hair has been standing on end lately making me look like I have an Afro. I came home to a messy house. The answering machine was full of messages I did not want to hear. All those ads promising to enlarge my penis on the internet really got me in a bad mood. Damn if any of my email made any sense or meant anything at all. The neighbors were yelling at each other next door but the TV flying out the window just left me shaking my head. it was flapping its wings furiously trying to escape but gravity would not let it. Then I seen it poking out from under the couch. I barely caught a glimpse of it out of the corner of my eye. A thin grin of anticipation crossed my lips. I reached down with trepidation not knowing I was indeed about to savor something I forgot I had. I put the rolled twig of love to my lips and realized I didn't have a lighter. I left it at the therapist's office. DAMN! If I go back I will surely get more of his cruel electrocutions. What do I do? That therapist really scares me...  well, first of all .. .love and light to you it's going to be okay . ..really it will we will keep you safe here with us and i have a lighter for you .. ..lots of them  and you do {{{ NOT }}} have to go back to that insane therapist ever ever again |
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ah well met lady vanessa i am martin ooohhh...Martin...thank you soo much very nice to meet you oh i wish i could do that with the graphics you are so cute and so courteous you must have some awesome parents cause you are so mellow and polite & some young men are so wild & unruly the graphics are actually from photobucket. just have to copy and past the link for posting in forums 
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Besides a long grueling day in the Gulag I call work it was a long hard day ending with electroshock therapy. My therapist said I still needed treatment to get past my deep seated anxiety. I had a terrible feeling that my therapist was some sort of sadistic pervert with a thing for electricity. Either that or he wanted to keep the local salon in business because my once straight hair has been standing on end lately making me look like I have an Afro. I came home to a messy house. The answering machine was full of messages I did not want to hear. All those ads promising to enlarge my penis on the internet really got me in a bad mood. Damn if any of my email made any sense or meant anything at all. The neighbors were yelling at each other next door but the TV flying out the window just left me shaking my head. it was flapping its wings furiously trying to escape but gravity would not let it. Then I seen it poking out from under the couch. I barely caught a glimpse of it out of the corner of my eye. A thin grin of anticipation crossed my lips. I reached down with trepidation not knowing I was indeed about to savor something I forgot I had. I put the rolled twig of love to my lips and realized I didn't have a lighter. I left it at the therapist's office. DAMN! If I go back I will surely get more of his cruel electrocutions. What do I do? That therapist really scares me... you are soo good..  i'm still laughing your cute little Skit reminds me of Dragnet meets FrankenStein |
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ah well met lady vanessa i am martin ooohhh...Martin...thank you soo much very nice to meet you oh i wish i could do that with the graphics you are so cute and so courteous you must have some awesome parents cause you are so mellow and polite & some young men are so wild & unruly the graphics are actually from photobucket. just have to copy and past the link for posting in forums Well, please give yourself a big pat on the back for me cause you have done well with your life so far and you are just beginning...so take it slow and see if you can learn from others mistakes so you don't have to go down every rutty road  like some of the rest of us have  |
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hehe thanks, ill make sure to heed what you said
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 Tu es magnifique! Dies ist alle so phantastische I always keep a few pills in the center console for me and mah friends. |
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Edited by
polaritybear
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Wed 01/21/09 10:50 PM
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WAKE N' BAKE!!!!
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hehe thanks, ill make sure to heed what you said ohhh fantastic that's my good Buddy
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Tu es magnifique! Dies ist alle so phantastische I always keep a few pills in the center console for me and mah friends. Hello New Friend you are more than welcome but we don't do pills here  that is why we partake in the herbal remedies so...please leave your pills at home and come join us in the 4:20 friendly Clubhouse
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oh, that is pretty cool... and i love that music ... thank you Sweetheart ... i am soo happy that you have been reading Siddhartha ..by Hermann Hesse and if you haven't read it yet, or if you have... I encourage everyone to also read another of my all time Favorites... it is called The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran |
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WAKE N' BAKE!!!! definitely My Friend my Buddy from Idaho is coming by today to light me up He's real sweet on me.. ..& i like him too maybe i'll be a Mrs. again before too long  but, we'll see.. i still have other irons in the fire
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Ohhhhhhhhh... My Hero  Mirror Mirror Here he comes to save the day and to rescue the Fair maiden Rapunzel from the clutches of the wicked witch < where is the fainting emoticon when you need it ? >
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WAKE N' BAKE!!!! definitely My Friend my Buddy from Idaho is coming by today to light me up He's real sweet on me.. ..& i like him too maybe i'll be a Mrs. again before too long but, we'll see.. i still have other irons in the fire all i have to say is BUBBLE GUM!!!! |
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okay fine
suit yourself sooo what'll it be...? Double Bubble ?  I can't think of any of the other names of bubble gum
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im sure you know what i really mean!!!
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Hola, did I hear someone say wake and bake!!! Oh good morning to one and all
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