A BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER
WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN.

HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS THIS MORNING WHEN YOU
LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?"

THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS
OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED.

WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT
HIS ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP.

HE ZIPPED UP AND REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAS TOLD HIM, FINALLY
UNDERSTOOD.

THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE FROM HIS
SECRETARY.

HAVING MORE EGO THAN SENSE, HE THEN WALKED TO HER DESK, SMIRKED AND
ASKED HER, "WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID YOU SEE MY HUMMER
PARKED IN HERE?"

THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID, "NO BOSS I DIDN'T, ALL I
SAW WAS A MINI VAN WITH 2 FLAT TIRES".

so funny