Topic: Lane Bryant
d4tc's photo
Mon 10/13/08 02:32 AM
Looking
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Expecting
Uploading
a future Ex
Reloading
I am confident

She will not be
Her Size
because my Ex
Her Size
was unhealthy
and it was not
because she did
not work out

She considered it
everytime I suggested it

and her membership
looked like a present
ribonned
weaved by a spiderman
hand



Sex was reps and sets

an excuse
for excercise

if she was a vending
machine
she would have been
totally
'out
of
order'

You could still drop a dime on her
just don't expect to get anything
in return

Like
trying to get
her off the couch
I pried
suggestions
applied
incentives denied
defective
i cried
inseperable
she lied
and that
was not very becomming
but as long as she had
been cumming
everything was going
fine
wait wise

Only she
just had
a funny weight
of showing it

She wrestled over
unnecessary issues
with me

She would pump her fist
in the air
flipping her lid

I tried to get in her corner
but her eyes whipped me over
to the opposite side
of the octagon

I knew it was an octagon
because my finger is rounder
and the ring didn't fit right
on the left finger
ring finger exemplified a
more likely
width of a stop sign
where her hecklings gone


comfort fit my azz!

Like an intertube
for hemroids
his roids
my roids
deployed
in theory

Im a non threat
surrounded by boxers
better in a pair of underwear
Where my nuts hated me
and my latinas in my school laughing
when
my pants sagged
they bagged "I can see your chones!"
they said


And sure enough
baggy pants
no belt
was cool
without even trying my pants
sagged
my moms bagged
the latinas
nagged

and that was then
and they were thin

and I was in
with the taller chin

and I, thinner
physically fitter
before
Now thicker
had been
mentally quicker


Still my size evolves
and involves
a mixed nuts of sorts
with greens and chocolates
and burgers
becomming the new thing
to do all the time
with the window down

I frown
In a night
frowned
made of rubber
One hand
straddling
man handling
my lover

the other hand
fondles the curly
fries

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Mon 10/13/08 06:12 AM
Jason, Jason, Jason,laugh laugh
Are you saying that size matters?bigsmile flowerforyou flowerforyou

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Mon 10/13/08 08:23 AM
you have clearly given too much

ArtGurl's photo
Mon 10/13/08 10:00 PM
...looks at the ground sheepishly while moving the sand with her toes ...

Fine!!! I'll blow the dust off my gym membership ... :tongue: laugh