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Topic: OK ladies....
JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 10/12/08 06:02 PM
....time to find out if there is anyone out there who thinks like me.....lol

I was just discussing this with a friend and I told her that I have yet to find a woman that thinks having the song Die My Bride by the Murderdolls played at a wedding reception is actually a funny idea.

For those of you who don't know the song, here's the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBuHUQtGSok&feature=related

Lyrics :

Well Id rather cut you than the wedding cake
And your bloody guts on my rented tux
And I do, I do, I do wanna kill you
til death do us part, Ill tear us apart

Now I kiss your cold dead lips
And I dip my chips in the blood that drips
And I smear the cake right in your face
Let your God take you to a better place
(pre-chorus)
Well I loved you to death
Well I loved you to death
(chorus)
Die, die, die,
Die my bride

And all you ever meant to me
Was absolutely nothing
And with this ring now I the wed
Dont wanna kiss you *****, wanna bash your head
(pre-chorus/chorus)
(lead: wednesday 13)
(chorus)

Keep in mind that I'm not saying I WOULD play it, but I DO think it'd be pretty hilarious.

doodlebuggrrl's photo
Sun 10/12/08 06:06 PM

....time to find out if there is anyone out there who thinks like me.....lol

I was just discussing this with a friend and I told her that I have yet to find a woman that thinks having the song Die My Bride by the Murderdolls played at a wedding reception is actually a funny idea.

For those of you who don't know the song, here's the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBuHUQtGSok&feature=related

Lyrics :

Well Id rather cut you than the wedding cake
And your bloody guts on my rented tux
And I do, I do, I do wanna kill you
til death do us part, Ill tear us apart

Now I kiss your cold dead lips
And I dip my chips in the blood that drips
And I smear the cake right in your face
Let your God take you to a better place
(pre-chorus)
Well I loved you to death
Well I loved you to death
(chorus)
Die, die, die,
Die my bride

And all you ever meant to me
Was absolutely nothing
And with this ring now I the wed
Dont wanna kiss you *****, wanna bash your head
(pre-chorus/chorus)
(lead: wednesday 13)
(chorus)

Keep in mind that I'm not saying I WOULD play it, but I DO think it'd be pretty hilarious.

:banana: :banana: :banana: marry meflowerforyou

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 10/12/08 06:15 PM


....time to find out if there is anyone out there who thinks like me.....lol

I was just discussing this with a friend and I told her that I have yet to find a woman that thinks having the song Die My Bride by the Murderdolls played at a wedding reception is actually a funny idea.

For those of you who don't know the song, here's the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBuHUQtGSok&feature=related

Lyrics :

Well Id rather cut you than the wedding cake
And your bloody guts on my rented tux
And I do, I do, I do wanna kill you
til death do us part, Ill tear us apart

Now I kiss your cold dead lips
And I dip my chips in the blood that drips
And I smear the cake right in your face
Let your God take you to a better place
(pre-chorus)
Well I loved you to death
Well I loved you to death
(chorus)
Die, die, die,
Die my bride

And all you ever meant to me
Was absolutely nothing
And with this ring now I the wed
Dont wanna kiss you *****, wanna bash your head
(pre-chorus/chorus)
(lead: wednesday 13)
(chorus)

Keep in mind that I'm not saying I WOULD play it, but I DO think it'd be pretty hilarious.

:banana: :banana: :banana: marry meflowerforyou


Ok. Can we play that song at the reception??? I promise to find something for YOU to play for me too...lmao

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 10/12/08 06:18 PM
Seriously though. I sometimes think that it's my bizarre sense of what is humorous, among other things, that is what's keeping me single.

Everyone says that there is " the one " out there for everyone.

Well....if there is " the one " who finds that idea of that song being played after a wedding as funny as I do, and can contemplate ( seriously ) the idea of extra terrestrial life and other such things.....I have yet to find her.

FearandLoathing's photo
Sun 10/12/08 06:21 PM
Rammstein...Du Hast.smokin

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 10/12/08 06:23 PM
Ooooo...not bad....lol

PacificStar48's photo
Sun 10/12/08 06:29 PM
LOL Well my son and his wife would have probably played it gleefully because they are HUGE Halloween/Horror film fans. If nothing more than shock value it would have at least crossed their minds. Actually I would have loved it to seen the look on her Mother's face. That would have been priceless.

Does a quirky sense of humor or abstract thinking hurt a person in dateing? Only with people who aren't of like minds.

I have always said the best place to find a mate is doing something you enjoy. You have a great sense of humor and sound like a really fun person. I would get out around that kind of people. BUTTTTT PLLLEEEAAASSEEE do some more JustAGuy questions it is very entertaining.

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 10/12/08 06:36 PM

LOL Well my son and his wife would have probably played it gleefully because they are HUGE Halloween/Horror film fans. If nothing more than shock value it would have at least crossed their minds. Actually I would have loved it to seen the look on her Mother's face. That would have been priceless.

Does a quirky sense of humor or abstract thinking hurt a person in dateing? Only with people who aren't of like minds.

I have always said the best place to find a mate is doing something you enjoy. You have a great sense of humor and sound like a really fun person. I would get out around that kind of people. BUTTTTT PLLLEEEAAASSEEE do some more JustAGuy questions it is very entertaining.


I will do more of the Ask JustAGuy thread when people post more questions. :-)

I am having a blast with that thread...lol

On the dating thing. It is VERY difficult to find someone with the same kind of quirks that I have. Or at the very least, someone who could actually appreciate them.

That's kinda why the idea of a " soul mate " is pretty foreign to me.

no photo
Sun 10/12/08 06:39 PM
Can I just say that you think too much?

That's all....carry on!

Lily0923's photo
Sun 10/12/08 06:40 PM
I prefer the Smiths, Girlfriend in a coma...

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - its serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - its really serious

There were times when I could
Have murdered her
(but you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her)

No, I dont want to see her

Do you really think
She'll pull through ?
Do you really think
She'll pull through ?
Do ...

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - its serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye

There were times when I could
Have strangled her
(but you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her)
Would you please
Let me see her !

Do you really think
She'll pull through ?
Do you really think
She'll pull through ?
Do ...
Let me whisper my last goodbyes

I know - its serious

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 10/12/08 06:40 PM

Can I just say that you think too much?

That's all....carry on!


Yep. I do.

It's one of my quirks.:tongue:

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 10/12/08 06:41 PM

I prefer the Smiths, Girlfriend in a coma...

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - its serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - its really serious

There were times when I could
Have murdered her
(but you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her)

No, I dont want to see her

Do you really think
She'll pull through ?
Do you really think
She'll pull through ?
Do ...

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - its serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye

There were times when I could
Have strangled her
(but you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her)
Would you please
Let me see her !

Do you really think
She'll pull through ?
Do you really think
She'll pull through ?
Do ...
Let me whisper my last goodbyes

I know - its serious




Hmmm...I'll have to hear the music on that one....but that'd probably work too...lol

Ruth34611's photo
Sun 10/12/08 06:42 PM
I think it's a great song for a wedding! :thumbsup:

Lily0923's photo
Sun 10/12/08 06:43 PM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2tdF6ziim7E

luv2roknroll's photo
Sun 10/12/08 06:43 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Sun 10/12/08 06:52 PM
F_CKIN A....CRANK THAT CHIT UP!!!!!!!!!!

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 10/12/08 06:44 PM

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2tdF6ziim7E


Yup. Just went and found it right before you posted the link. Thanks though. :-)

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 10/12/08 06:44 PM

F_CKIN A....CRANK THAT **** UP!!!!!!!!!!


Are we cranking up the Muderdolls, Roberta??? lol

Lily0923's photo
Sun 10/12/08 06:45 PM


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2tdF6ziim7E


Yup. Just went and found it right before you posted the link. Thanks though. :-)


Isn't it a great song, like this lovely tune and soft voice talking about how his girlfriend may die...I love it.

I love the Smiths...

mssilverfox's photo
Sun 10/12/08 06:48 PM
To eavh his own I guess, I wouldn't want it at my wedding..
Hi Lily, see you tomorrow at lunch :smile:

Lily0923's photo
Sun 10/12/08 06:50 PM

To eavh his own I guess, I wouldn't want it at my wedding..
Hi Lily, see you tomorrow at lunch :smile:


I know I'm so excited....flowerforyou

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