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 except for the "rape" part which I thought was pretty uncalled for... I think the profile itself is funny
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Dan, you are very possibly the funniest person on this site. Thank you! But you are really losing your touch now, you started off so well too! lol! |
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except for the "rape" part which I thought was pretty uncalled for... I think the profile itself is funny
It was a typo, honest! |
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Edited by
crm1068
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Sun 10/12/08 11:57 AM
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Dan, you are very possibly the funniest person on this site. Thank you! But you are really losing your touch now, you started off so well too! lol! Sorry momentary moment of clarity...I meant you're possibly the ugliest woman in all of England. |
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luv2roknroll<<<<gets a popsickle stick and some duct tape...
Cmere Dan... Ill rape your profile baby!!!!! |
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Dan, you are very possibly the funniest person on this site. Thank you! But you are really losing your touch now, you started off so well too! lol! Sorry momentary moment of clarity...I meant you're possibly the ugliest woman in all of England. How dare you! |
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luv2roknroll<<<<gets a popsickle stick and some duct tape... Cmere Dan... Ill rape your profile baby!!!!! OOoh Tie my profile up and treat it like a ho! |
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Yur not bad for a Limey. Ha!
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Yur not bad for a Limey. Ha!
I know what you mean, we are a nation of inbreds! Oh hang on, thats America! lol |
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I think you look a lil better without the fingers in your nose.......big thumbs up. And your breath smells like penis...I would not know but I have heard.
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I think you look a lil better without the fingers in your nose.......big thumbs up. And your breath smells like penis...I would not know but I have heard.
Big thumbs up? Are you taking the piss?! lol! I actually do have a very big thumb, i have arthritis and one of them has swollen up to twice the size. There is no way id get that up my nostril. |
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I think you look a lil better without the fingers in your nose.......big thumbs up. And your breath smells like penis...I would not know but I have heard.
Big thumbs up? Are you taking the piss?! lol! I actually do have a very big thumb, i have arthritis and one of them has swollen up to twice the size. There is no way id get that up my nostril. tmi dan......no actually just setting up the pole you and lisa want to come play on it.....roglh I bet if anyone dared ya you would try and stick your thumb up your nose.... |
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I think you look a lil better without the fingers in your nose.......big thumbs up. And your breath smells like penis...I would not know but I have heard.
Big thumbs up? Are you taking the piss?! lol! I actually do have a very big thumb, i have arthritis and one of them has swollen up to twice the size. There is no way id get that up my nostril. tmi dan......no actually just setting up the pole you and lisa want to come play on it.....roglh I bet if anyone dared ya you would try and stick your thumb up your nose.... I have my own pole that Lisa can play on thank you! My big thumb is more like a small penis, and i wouldnt stick one of those up my nose if you paid me.. |
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What do you think? am i allowed to flame a member on this site? |
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What do you think? am i allowed to flame a member on this site? You dont normally ask for permission first. Are you feeling ok? |
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I think you look a lil better without the fingers in your nose.......big thumbs up. And your breath smells like penis...I would not know but I have heard.
Big thumbs up? Are you taking the piss?! lol! I actually do have a very big thumb, i have arthritis and one of them has swollen up to twice the size. There is no way id get that up my nostril. tmi dan......no actually just setting up the pole you and lisa want to come play on it.....roglh I bet if anyone dared ya you would try and stick your thumb up your nose.... I have my own pole that Lisa can play on thank you! My big thumb is more like a small penis, and i wouldnt stick one of those up my nose if you paid me..
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I think you look a lil better without the fingers in your nose.......big thumbs up. And your breath smells like penis...I would not know but I have heard.
Big thumbs up? Are you taking the piss?! lol! I actually do have a very big thumb, i have arthritis and one of them has swollen up to twice the size. There is no way id get that up my nostril. tmi dan......no actually just setting up the pole you and lisa want to come play on it.....roglh I bet if anyone dared ya you would try and stick your thumb up your nose.... I have my own pole that Lisa can play on thank you! My big thumb is more like a small penis, and i wouldnt stick one of those up my nose if you paid me..
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well i'd like to rape your profile, but since i lack the penis of a donkey, a bottle of vaseline (which probably isn't necessary anyway) and some immodium for my anticipated nausea, i think i'll pass!
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well i'd like to rape your profile, but since i lack the penis of a donkey, a bottle of vaseline (which probably isn't necessary anyway) and some immodium for my anticipated nausea, i think i'll pass! Cant you at least finger it? |
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sure, just let me stick it up my dog's butt first kk?
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