hahaaaaaaaaaaaa we should find the words to No BOoty calls deck!!!

Lyrics to No Booty Calls :
Hello?
Hey, it?s your ex!
It's one in the morning, what the hell do you want?
Baby I'm horny.
So what are you saying?
You wanna get together?
I want you to come over
All dressed in leather
Like you used to do.
Back in '02.
You give me nice dreams,
Make me wanna scream, ooo, ooo, ooo!

That's not happening again.
That was was back then,
Now I'm interested in bigger and better men.

NO BOOTY CALLS!
DECK!
NO BOOTY CALLS!
DECK!
THAT'S NOT HAPPENING!

Aww, Kelly, I still got it goin' on.
You're hot to trot and I'm warm for your form.

Wow, with clichè like that,
I'm really torn.
Your game is played,
Go back to your porn.

Don't start me up,
You make a dead man cum.

Then you can just drop dead,
Cuz you ain't getting? some.

What happened to the freak that used to rock my world?

Well the freak's still here,
But she's not your girl!
You broke up with me.

I made a mistake.

So why don't just ask me out on a date?

Uhh? uh?.
Tonight's fate!

PLEASE.

NO BOOTY CALLS.
DECK.
NO BOOTY CALLS.
THAT'S NOT HAPPENING.

Remember when we did it in the parking lot?

Outside of IHOP?

Yeah, that was so hot!

Thank you, I'm flattered,
But it doesn't matter.
I remember that you threw up
In the pancake batter.

You've got a problem,
You're drunk all the time.
Are you even sure
That this phone number?s mine?

Uh? yeah? ah?
Wait?. What?

If that confused you,
I'm gonna have to lose you,
Go back to first grade
And get yourself a Blue's clue.
I don't even know what ever made me choose you.

Aww, but we're good together!
But I can do better!

No one makes you wetter!

Buddy, you're like Cheddar.
CHEESY!
'white cheddar.

You know, I moved out of my mom's
And got my own crib.

That's funny.
That's just were you belong, a crib.

You saying I'm baby?

I'm saying you?re A baby.

I'm not hearing yes or no, just maybe.

Then you should get your hearing checked,
Because you can't play me.

I'm a playa,
Hate the game, don't hate me.

That's not how that phrase goes.

I know, but you just turn me on,
From my head to my toes.

Jesus Christ!
Could you at least be original?!
If games were the truth
Then yours would be fictional.

Baby I got style,
And I got class.

I got a brand new boot for your a*s.

NO BOOTY CALLS!
DECK!

Aww, come on baby!

NO, NO BOOTY CALLS!
THAT?S NOT HAPPENING!

Hey Kelly from the block,
I don't just talk the talk.
I walk to walk,
And I know you like my?

HEY! Johnny-come-lately,
Don't discombobulate me.
If you want some of this,
You have to properly date me.

I have to wine and dine?
That's a waste of time.
I can spend five dollars
And still get mine.

Since that's probably all you have,
Lemme give you a hint.
Go stuff your pee-hole
With a Junior Mint.

Baby all I wanna do is make you sweat.
Let me be the Romeo to your Juliet.

Ok, drink some poison
And I'll stab myself.
You'd know that story
If you?d ever took a book off the shelf.

I don't need no book

DOUBLE NEGATIVE
SO YOU DO.

My ****'s hard, look!

That's majority's so rude!

I don't understand
all these big words you use.
I don't need big words,
Cuz I got big shoes.

Verbally,
You're a moron.
Sexually,
A klingon.
I'm more mature now,
I need a mental turn on.

Baby I got brains in my underwear.
My d**k equals mc squared! Ooo!

You need to go back to physics class,
The only brain in your pants
Is your head up your a*s.
Check that!
You could be right!
Because you do com faster
Than the speed of light!

You must admit,
I got a load like a stallion.
Getting peed on by
Creamy Italian.

EWW!
What am I to you?
A salad bar?
You like to skeeze so much
I need a d**k sneeze guard.

You want some tonight?

I want some never.

That's not what you said
Back when we were together.

Well that's not happening,
That was back then,
And now I'm interested in
Smarter, employed men.

NO BOOTY CALLS
DECK
NO BOOTY CALLS
THAT'S NOT HAPPENING
NO BOOTY CALLS DECK

Sorry!

Aww, come on baby!
You know I'm?

DON'T INTERUPT ME

NO BOOTY CALLS

Oh, not back on that again!

Yeah, we are, because I don't want one.

Don't you want to check out my new stereo?

I don't think so!

I know you'll like it!

WHATEVER!

Come on baby, come over.

NO! This phone conversation's OVER!

**dial tone**

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asian boy!!!

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THIS is really me riding my bike in san francisco!!!







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LYING!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxplDa3M5Io



do you have the same glasses

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Im REALLY one of the solid gold dancers in this video.........I have the same azz!!!

QUIT DROOOOOOOOOOOOOLING!!!

llok out some one is going to get hurt by your driving

Bike messengers get hit all the time. That place is crazy......but what a work out!!!

Now my socks are wet

ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

owwwwwwwwwwww pain that 52fdhjfdshjkadsfhkjsd got me good last night !!! I dont think I have any broken ribs but geeeeeeeeeez it hurts!! and my ...............owwwwwwwwww!!!

dear diary......Ive decided that Im going to marry a millionaire.

all better now

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How to stop a cat fight

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=uOqAAdgKyNI


Kitty cat song