> It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but

> here is one:

>

> Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small

> tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is

> that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

>

> The birch says he cannot tell.

>

> Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

>

> The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if

> that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

>

> The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, 'It is

> neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the

> best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'

>

TOO cute!!!!!!

great one