An elderly gent was invited to his old friend's home for
dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his
buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing
terms - "Honey," "My Love," "Darling," "Sweetheart,"
"Pumpkin," etc. The couple had been married almost 70
years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and
said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these
years, you still call your wife those loving pet names."

The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth,"
he said. "I forgot her name about 10 years ago."

Talk about numb nut's!

you're pickin on the old folks today, but hilarious none the less

thats great