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Topic: The Importance of Walking
Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Wed 10/08/08 07:01 AM
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is. The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

MisKim323 Joined Sat 06/28/08 Posts: 14563	Wed 10/08/08 07:13 AM


May777 Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 1238	Wed 10/08/08 07:14 AM
too funny,..clever,..

doodlebuggrrl Joined Wed 04/30/08 Posts: 593	Wed 10/08/08 07:18 AM
lol Im so snagging this one..

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Wed 10/08/08 07:28 AM
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is. The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. walk to me , lol

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Wed 10/08/08 07:31 AM
Good morning Winx

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Wed 10/08/08 07:33 AM
that was good

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Wed 10/08/08 07:49 AM
too funny,..clever,.. Thanks.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Wed 10/08/08 07:50 AM
lol Im so snagging this one.. They're good reasons to not walk for exercise.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Wed 10/08/08 07:51 AM
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is. The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. walk to me , lol I'm not walking after reading that.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Wed 10/08/08 07:51 AM
Good morning Winx Morning, Fran.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Wed 10/08/08 07:57 AM
that was good

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Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Wed 10/08/08 08:13 AM
M. Michiganman.