...that is profound and inspiring.

you know you're just asking for the sarcasm to begin, right?

fran is good at inspiring

Cop didn't see it, then I didn't do it.

Finishing a beer is not bad. It's finishing the LAST beer that is bad..

American's will usualy choose the best action after exhausting all other options

Don't do what Johnny Don't does.

"Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun."

-- Mary Lou Cook
I use this quote with my kids all the time

Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.

"of course i'm interested in the future, i plan to spend the rest of my life there."

"God doesn't make chaos."

"If you don't, who will?"

"Come out with your hands up."

"GODZILLAAAA ..... !!!!!" (squish)

"The only question to ask yourself is, how much are you willing to sacrifice to achieve this success"

hope that helps.

If you shake it more than two times, then you are playing with yourself.

peanut butter on your chocolate is much better than chocolate in your peanut butter.

Illegitimum non carborundum.

I would like to see the data on this.

Semper Gumby

just going to have to take my word for it...

“And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”

Futility is futile.

ONE.....is the lonliest number.