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Topic: Popcorn...revisited. - part 2
franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Mon 10/20/08 03:48 PM
You are wearing your tighty whities, right? The stained ripped see through they are so old ones..... not old Lilith, vintage

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Mon 10/20/08 03:50 PM
Are you bringing your laptop? Seriously.... I don't have a laptop....Sorry. Contrary to my ex, I do not live in the lap of luxury due to his child support....

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Mon 10/20/08 03:51 PM
Looks like I missed a lot by being at work today. Damn job.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Mon 10/20/08 03:54 PM Edited by lilith401 on Mon 10/20/08 03:57 PM
Are you bringing your laptop? Seriously.... I don't have a laptop....Sorry. Contrary to my ex, I do not live in the lap of luxury due to his child support.... Fongoool... well I'm calling after 9.... Did you hear I have Saturday free? Yes Ruth, we had a blast today! My son just asked for a second bowl of guacamole, he said he was dying without more.... he is a riot. He said, Ohhhhhhh Ohio guacamole, thank you mommy. He has been an angel lately.

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Mon 10/20/08 04:02 PM
Lilith that is so cute. Don't you just love the "I'm dying" comments.

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Mon 10/20/08 04:03 PM
Fongoool... well I'm calling after 9.... Did you hear I have Saturday free? I have to be up at 530 I'll be in bed.....

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Mon 10/20/08 04:04 PM
Man, the guys at McDonalds are a bunch of dumbasses. Check this out. Ordered...... 1 Cheeseburger Happy Meal 1 Cheeseburger meal (2 sandwhiches) and Med fires 1 Bic Mac Meal and a Med fry. What I got was........ 1 Chicken Sandwhich 1 Cheeseburger Happy Meal 1 Cheeseburger meal and LARGE FRY 1 Bic Mac Meal and LARGE FRY He never asked for the chicken sandwhich back, and I said medium fry...he gave us large. Oh, and won a small coke on the monopoly thing. I should go to Vegas as my luck is good.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Mon 10/20/08 04:05 PM
Lilith that is so cute. Don't you just love the "I'm dying" comments. Oh yah, I had to put some in his mouth on a chip and he gasped, said I'm coming back... I'm back mommy! Lily... Hands on hips. FINE. I'll have to wait until you come back. You started this co-dependence woman.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Mon 10/20/08 04:07 PM
Goof, dip the fries in sweet and sour... heaven. Okay all, I'm going to listen to that hot bath that is calling out my name... Lily, Have a safe trip. We will all pray for you. Knees on rice even.

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Mon 10/20/08 04:19 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............. lasagana just went into the oven!!! making it made me SOOOOOOO hungry1!!!!!!!

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Mon 10/20/08 04:26 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............. lasagana just went into the oven!!! making it made me SOOOOOOO hungry1!!!!!!! you going to be eating that with a spork?

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Mon 10/20/08 04:28 PM
Man, the guys at McDonalds are a bunch of dumbasses. Check this out. Ordered...... 1 Cheeseburger Happy Meal 1 Cheeseburger meal (2 sandwhiches) and Med fires 1 Bic Mac Meal and a Med fry. What I got was........ 1 Chicken Sandwhich 1 Cheeseburger Happy Meal 1 Cheeseburger meal and LARGE FRY 1 Bic Mac Meal and LARGE FRY He never asked for the chicken sandwhich back, and I said medium fry...he gave us large. Oh, and won a small coke on the monopoly thing. I should go to Vegas as my luck is good. jackpot, dinner at goofs house

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Mon 10/20/08 04:34 PM
Just want to share..... My ex has been coming onto me everytime I see him the last two weeks and it makes me really upset. Ignoring him hasn't worked. Telling him no hasn't worked and getting mad at him hasn't worked. Just now he dropped the girls off with me and made a sexual comment to me and again asked for sex. I looked him square in the eye and said in a perfectly controlled voice, "I said no. I'm warning you, don't ask me again." He looked kind of surprised (and a little scared?) and said "okay, okay. I won't bring it up again." And, then he left.

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Mon 10/20/08 04:39 PM Edited by cottonelle on Mon 10/20/08 04:41 PM
Man, the guys at McDonalds are a bunch of dumbasses. Check this out. Ordered...... 1 Cheeseburger Happy Meal 1 Cheeseburger meal (2 sandwhiches) and Med fires 1 Bic Mac Meal and a Med fry. What I got was........ 1 Chicken Sandwhich 1 Cheeseburger Happy Meal 1 Cheeseburger meal and LARGE FRY 1 Bic Mac Meal and LARGE FRY He never asked for the chicken sandwhich back, and I said medium fry...he gave us large. Oh, and won a small coke on the monopoly thing. I should go to Vegas as my luck is good. This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely. SIGN HERE: Aries.

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Mon 10/20/08 04:41 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............. lasagana just went into the oven!!! making it made me SOOOOOOO hungry1!!!!!!! you going to be eating that with a spork? you know it!!!

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Mon 10/20/08 04:54 PM
Lily, Have a safe trip. We will all pray for you. Knees on rice even. That's what I want everyone on their knees in my honor.... Hop to it. I just got off the phone with my sweetie, he is sick and yet makes me feel better.... He's so wonderful... That made you throw up in your mouth didn't it???

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Mon 10/20/08 05:15 PM
Just want to share..... My ex has been coming onto me everytime I see him the last two weeks and it makes me really upset. Ignoring him hasn't worked. Telling him no hasn't worked and getting mad at him hasn't worked. Just now he dropped the girls off with me and made a sexual comment to me and again asked for sex. I looked him square in the eye and said in a perfectly controlled voice, "I said no. I'm warning you, don't ask me again." He looked kind of surprised (and a little scared?) and said "okay, okay. I won't bring it up again." And, then he left. hes lying... he will say it again next time he sees you.. my kids dad emails me to tell me WHAT he wants to do "with" me.. but doesnt ask about his kids.

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Mon 10/20/08 05:16 PM
Lily, Have a safe trip. We will all pray for you. Knees on rice even. That's what I want everyone on their knees in my honor.... Hop to it. I just got off the phone with my sweetie, he is sick and yet makes me feel better.... He's so wonderful... That made you throw up in your mouth didn't it??? good thing i was already on my knees when i read all that or i woulda gotten puke on my pretty shoes!

missy51970 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 12712	Mon 10/20/08 05:30 PM
Lily, Have a safe trip. We will all pray for you. Knees on rice even. That's what I want everyone on their knees in my honor.... Hop to it. I just got off the phone with my sweetie, he is sick and yet makes me feel better.... He's so wonderful... That made you throw up in your mouth didn't it??? A lil bit

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Mon 10/20/08 05:31 PM
Just want to share..... My ex has been coming onto me everytime I see him the last two weeks and it makes me really upset. Ignoring him hasn't worked. Telling him no hasn't worked and getting mad at him hasn't worked. Just now he dropped the girls off with me and made a sexual comment to me and again asked for sex. I looked him square in the eye and said in a perfectly controlled voice, "I said no. I'm warning you, don't ask me again." He looked kind of surprised (and a little scared?) and said "okay, okay. I won't bring it up again." And, then he left. hes lying... he will say it again next time he sees you.. my kids dad emails me to tell me WHAT he wants to do "with" me.. but doesnt ask about his kids. Maybe, but I felt a "power shift" and it was nice.