<---just bought some immodium for trip to mexico. By day 3 on the vacations Ive had......Montezumas revenge.....not sure if its all the booze or all the fruit I eat!!

omg I bet mexico will be full of rich american mens!!!!!

I must brush up on my accents immediately!!! and my adoring beer giving skillllllllllz!!!!

Biker........did you find me different than american women or about the same?

I think gypsy needs to get out of the house more often. I yi yi yi yi.

...do you really want me to answer that?

If I go out of the house I am attacked by flying pine needles and pine cones!!!! Im surprized there hasnt been more fatalities!!!

Yes Biker do tell

I make him CRAZY!!!

dEAR diary......after I get the cat shaved and do all the 1378973247892 things I have to do today I think Im going to take some pictures....


I like the colours outside......red/orange/yellow.........what colour is that you may ask???? I call it raaaaaaaaurgellow!

<----puts on oven mitts attempting to put cat in cat cage !! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Hello real world

Biker ... THANKS for the package dude .. FITS LIKE A GLOVE

Gypsy is the best.

...no problem. I'm jealous. They didn't have any anny shirts (105th anniversary) in my size. Just xxl with hockey player arm size. But I'm happy I got the one you sent me- thanks!

My pleasure sir .. AND I am still looking for those Dippey Dots for ya ok ??.

...Tara makes me crazy. She is different. She doesn't scheme like amex women. She doesn't wave her defense mechanisms as a weapon like amex women. She doesn't wear her insecurities as a badge of honor. Tara is unique. She's beautiful in such special ways. Her smile is addictive. Her eyes are the most beautiful I've ever seen. She has the most soft lips I've ever kissed. She fits well in my arms. She is as neurotic as a bedbug. Tp people? Our interests and disinterests are about equal. It is true. I organize and she analizes. She wants to know the reason behind everything I do. And I tell her. And I appreciate her asking. I would like to get to know her better. There is many questions I'd like to ask her when the time and mood is right. If there was someone I would enjoy growing old with and enjoying life with it would be tara or someone like her. But in reality if anything I would just want her to be happy in whatever makes her happy in her endeavors. It would be very tough on me to become a canadian citizen and leave my life, my family, my freinds. To surrender my citizenship, my transportation security administration clearance, my $300 drivers license, all 6 of my combat decorated veterans license plates and everything I worked so hard for. I don't think I'd be happy riding motorcycle one week a year in british columbia. I would be alone and lonely there. But I still have feelings for gypsy. So I'm caught between a rock and a hard place.

...I appreciate that. I never intended to start collecting them until dealers started giving them to me- now I have 75 of them.

Dear diary, I've said it before and I will say it again: I would like to find someone who wants to build a life and share a life together full of loving, sharing, caring, and experiences. I can find people who believe in the opposite everywhere. I dated enough destructive people in my past. It was not a pleasure.