Community > Dating & Relationships

Topic: pathetic experience
Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Mon 10/06/08 08:20 AM
goofball... nevermind. lol I have studied biology, messed around with narcotics, and I can attest that what I said if factual...in my own mind.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 10/06/08 08:29 AM
I find out lots of women like me. I just walk into a room with a big can of pringles potato crisps stuck to my face. When they ask what I'm doing I tell them I'm licking the crumbs off the bottom of the can.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Mon 10/06/08 08:31 AM
I find out lots of women like me. I just walk into a room with a big can of pringles potato crisps stuck to my face. When they ask what I'm doing I tell them I'm licking the crumbs off the bottom of the can. Wanna meet for coffee?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 10/06/08 08:32 AM
But they never want me to ram my tongue down their throat. If I lick their tonsils they usually gag. Crazy women. They want me to stick my tongue in other wierd strange places. Oral sex I do believe they call it.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Mon 10/06/08 08:32 AM
But they never want me to ram my tongue down their throat. If I lick their tonsils they usually gag. Crazy women. They want me to stick my tongue in other wierd strange places. Oral sex I do believe they call it. Yes... I do believe you are correct.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Mon 10/06/08 08:33 AM
But they never want me to ram my tongue down their throat. If I lick their tonsils they usually gag. Crazy women. They want me to stick my tongue in other wierd strange places. Oral sex I do believe they call it. Aint that some s*it?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 10/06/08 08:34 AM
I met someone for a few drinks. We played pool and drank a few glasses of wine. We weren't there 5 minutes and the guy starts walking really fast up to me like he was going to slap a bug off my head or something and he rammed his tongue down my throat. I backed off and told him he moved a little too fast. Anyway a little later we moved to the bar and he looks distraught. He mentions that he can't believe how expensive the place was.:( I felt bad and offered to help with the bill. He refused my offer. OMG is this an example of what's out there now??? I don't know, specifically, because I don't drink and I don't go to bars. Based on what I saw back when I was younger, I would have to say "Probably" but I haven't had any first-hand bar experience in years. Nor do I intend to ever again. Another guy has emailed me a few times and gave me his number. I never called it because I don't know him at ALL. He sees me here on the forums and sends me a mean email letting me know I have time to talk to others but not him. He actually used the F bomb on me. I think he's told you everything you need to know. Hell I should get the man I had back. Deb thumps self on head And to think I sould have had a damn V8 and went gay. Sometimes the bad old ones look better than the worse new ones. Don't trust that perception, though -- it's usually just an illusion, caused by a lack of real perspective.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 10/06/08 08:36 AM
I have tact. I won't stick my tongue anywhere unless I'm asked.

mssilverfox Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 10529	Mon 10/06/08 08:36 AM
Now, The Pete-Man would never move that fast. I have to be comfortable around someone first, before there's any displays of "affection". And I ain't ashamed to say that I'm usually a comically nervous wreck on the first date. On my first date (after losing my husband) driving to the meeting place, I was so nervous I thought I was going to have to stop and throw up! When I told my kids they just roared HI Holly!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 10/06/08 08:38 AM
We weren't there 5 minutes and the guy starts walking really fast up to me like he was going to slap a bug off my head or something and he rammed his tongue down my throat. best sentence nominee

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Mon 10/06/08 08:39 AM
I have tact. I won't stick my tongue anywhere unless I'm asked. Please. Hiya Carole!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 10/06/08 08:39 AM
I have tact. I won't stick my tongue anywhere unless I'm asked. ...and I have and reserve the right to refuse to stick my tongue anywhere I don't want to.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Mon 10/06/08 08:43 AM


longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 10/06/08 08:45 AM
Yeah I'm that guy who was a teenager who was so embarrassed when I was kissing this girl and I got my braces locked......it seemed like forever to get those braces unhooked.....from her IUD.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 10/06/08 08:49 AM
Imagine that police report. Needless to say her parents said I couldn't see her anymore.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 10/06/08 08:51 AM
But I'm not a tongue throat rammer.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Mon 10/06/08 08:52 AM
I'm devastated.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 10/06/08 08:53 AM
But I'm not a tongue throat rammer. But you could learn....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 10/06/08 09:00 AM
Yeah but like I said its that gag reflex thing. Getting puked on is not my idea of foreplay. The mood is ruined.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 10/06/08 09:04 AM
Yeah but like I said its that gag reflex thing. Getting puked on is not my idea of foreplay. The mood is ruined. I'm pretty sure we'll see an ad for a site that covers that one, too....