Where do you keep your penis, lily? In your handbag?

in her nightstand

Someone who keeps repeating the same stupid mistake. Live and LEARN.

I was going to say attached to a certain someone...but I'll refrain from that...

Not BEING who you say you are.

Methinks that encompasses everything.

Being told to reach under the couch to retrieve a present that he was hiding under there for me, and then being shot in the behind with a BB gun...

..err, never had that happened..but a certain somebody once threatened me that he'd do it, and it's a DEFINITE dealbreaker


other than that, the only definete dealbreakers for me would be physical violence, or threats of..towards me OR my kids..or umm..yanno, possibly having too different of ideas on parenting. My kids have to come first...as would his if that were the case, and if ya can't agree on how to raise them together..it's not gonna work and I guess I could see ending a relationship if the person I was with had no ambition in life, as in..they are dragging you down, 'causing severe emotional or financial distress on you..maybe a drug problem in which they have no desire to seek help, or don't take the help when offered..

..geez, my list is longer than I thought 'cause I just realized I could probably think of a few more..lol

Clinginess (If thats a word )

Jealousy

Insecurity

Low Self Esteem

ANy signs of the above? Im out within minutes

Liars and Cheaters. Those two are definite deal breakers.