The Washcloth

Ladies this has to be read, laughed . There is not a woman alive today
who won't crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had
been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed
everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any
time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra
effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't
going to be able to
make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet
the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick
wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the
washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car
and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few
minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles
away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said,
"My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't
respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The
rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.


After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom,
"Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the
cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it
had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

lmao I've gotten this one before in emails....still cracks me up!

LMAO

this was so funny i hgad to read it to my sister and she says been there
done that. "smoochies"