You should be sure the person isdefinetly Blonde when she:
• puts lipstick on the forehead because she wants to make up her mind.
• gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
• tries to drown a fish in water.
• thinks socialism means partying.
• trips over a cordless phone.
• takes a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" she puts
"Sagittarius.".
• studies for a blood test and fails.
• sells the car for gas money.
• misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
• drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", she turns around and
goes home.
• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

These were all funny!