Topic: Wife Needing Morning Sex
uk1971's photo
Wed 10/01/08 01:08 PM
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,
'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,
'Thanks,'
And returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,
'What was that all about?'
She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.'

oops slaphead bigsmile :banana:

arcadefan's photo
Wed 10/01/08 01:26 PM
good one bro laugh :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: rofl rofl

enderra's photo
Wed 10/01/08 01:30 PM
so wrongoops rofl

flame1cutie's photo
Wed 10/01/08 01:35 PM
That was funnylaugh laugh

liltazz's photo
Wed 10/01/08 01:37 PM
laugh laugh