Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking
over a few drinks.

After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my
anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I
figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like
the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last
anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the
Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she
would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."

The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for
my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if
she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."